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  1. After several incidents with what the faculty at my school have called "instability", such as excessive staring, speaking obscenely out of turn, making inappropriate gestures, touching myself inappropriately while looking at female coeds and other such things, I've been referred to a psychiatrist. I read the reports but never remembered doing any of the things that were detailed on it. It's really frightening. They haven't found a specific cause yet, but I've been diagnosed with acute schizophrenia. Based on several interview sessions, my mind has apparently created about 4, possibly 5, different personalities, all of which are in conflict. No source has been pinpointed, but they believe that it may be the usual combination of stress, sexual frustration and another element that was realized not long ago. During one of my interview sessions, they asked if I had been dealing with anything traumatic lately...I said no, but then I remembered how I was told once that my father might possibly be a Canadian. It might not seem like much, but it upset me and tore my whole world down...I suffered a bout of depression after that and they believe that might be a large contributor to my problems. Something like this has never happened and I'm really scared...I don't know how it's going to affect my plans to continue my education to become an English professor, if I'll be disallowed from teaching in a classroom or anything like that. I just had to get all of this off of my chest. If you like, I can keep you posted on what develops from all this as it happens...

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    2. darknation


      AndrewB said:

      This is obviously fake. Schizophrenia and split personalities have nothing to do with each other. Nice try though.

      And what does your psychologist have to say about your own charming and acute personality defects?

    3. Job


      darknation said:

      And what does your psychologist have to say about your own charming and acute personality defects?

      The best way to respond to your puerile nature is with no response.

    4. darknation



      I was defending you damnit. My point is Andrew "irony" B is the last person to be criticizing the mental detritus of others.

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