Job

Anyone want to join my army? You don't have to fight. You just heckle US soldiers and throw bags of your urine at them.

OMG marines!

Why does the Navy allow Marines on their ships?

Because having sheep would be too obvious.



Man, I wish I could remember more of the Navy-Marine jokes I was told. Actualy, I know one other, but it doesn't work well in written format.

Army, I suppose. Working with complex machines isn't my thing, and spending too much time around the ocean depresses me.