Job

It's amazing, but this thread has actually gone downhill since it got bumped.

And that's why it's going to be closed.

I knew I should have just left it closed. Oh well...

Sit yiff, sit.

ravage said:
I missed it and still knew it was stupid, unoriginal, and purely Jobish.

WTF was job thinking?

WTF

May sound like a kid, but I like cappuchino and cocoa much more than coffee. And I drink such on some occasions, like a cold morning or when there is no bread and there are some cookies in the house.

I have quite a sweet tooth, and while I don't really crave chocolates and flavored candy, I would rarely turn them down when offered (but I don't take stuff from strangers, sorry rapists). Same goes with liquid. I like to dunk milk chocolate bars and cookies into them first hand, then when done with them, finish the cup.

Tried some actual coffee while back. Much like beer, I was disgusted and never tried that again. I get it people need it for extra energy, but I am constantly pumped with energy so I don't really need that. However, if things get really rough, a Toblerone bar might be a fine choice for a little pick-me-up.

fraggle, you've mentioned that highly-caffeinated enriched coffee before.. Overall can you say the effects were enough to make you intoxicated from caffeine? Or it was purely a more "efficient" way of consuming coffee since you were able to drink less because of the potency..? Obviously it might not have been enjoyable or useful to consume it, but I am curious about the side-effects.

TheCupboard said:

fraggle, you've mentioned that highly-caffeinated enriched coffee before.. Overall can you say the effects were enough to make you intoxicated from caffeine? Or it was purely a more "efficient" way of consuming coffee since you were able to drink less because of the potency..? Obviously it might not have been enjoyable or useful to consume it, but I am curious about the side-effects.

Actually I was drinking it for a while because I liked the taste. It has an incredibly smooth, chocolatey flavour to it. Almost all coffee has a sharp bitter (sour?) taste to it that I don't find pleasant, and for a long time I wasn't a coffee drinker because of that. BBotE instead is smooth and doesn't have that sourness.

In terms of the effects it's obviously very strong stuff. Personally I don't feel like I experienced really strong primary effects (the usual jitteriness, being "hyper", etc.) - some people get this in extremes. I had a colleague who tried it and said he could "see through time" for the next half an hour for example. But my most recent experience of drinking it has made me wary of trying it again for a while for secondary effects I was starting to suspect it may have been having - screwing with my energy levels and mood, and leaving me crashing hard later in the afternoon.

If you're curious I highly recommend getting a bottle and sharing some with friends. It lasts for over a month so you can easily drink your way through it, especially if you're sharing it. Maybe start with a smaller bottle or get one of the sampler packs. If you're stuck choosing a variety then Kona is a good all-rounder.

Danarchy said:

And to top it all off, it turns out the driver of the other car wasn't drunk at all. He was hopped up on Xanax. (source)

So can GADD still stand now that it's last 2 letters don't mean anything?

I suppose it could be Gamers against Dumbass Drivers; we could then go at those self-important cellphone pricks as well.

Bucket said:

I suppose it could be Gamers against Dumbass Drivers; we could then go at those self-important cellphone pricks as well.

The best idea offered yet.

Job said:
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/Saviormike-ghost.jpg Who you gonna call?

OMG save us superpants!

Hey Job, can I have your source pic? I want to play around with it a bit. Check your PM.

Sent. I also have some other pics of the same house if you want them.

People = animals

lupinx_resurrected said:

People = animals

woah really

people eat animals = yummy
personaly i like a little varity. I tried bear meat recently, good taste. turtle is another good one, also deers and elk are great choices. there are 2 elk farms here, so i guess i should check them out.


any other comercials of this kind

i do remember a bird feeder that had an interesting anti-squirrle feature. when a squirrle sat on the seat to steal food it would launch the squirrle catapolt(SP?) style. it was battery operated and would pull the seat back down. the trigger was wieght sensitive so birds would not set it off. though it isnt really cruel, unless you lanched them into a fire or a bed of spikes, it is very fun to watch.

Also if the Administrators are feeling Dandilly-Funular for the day they may give titles for unique resaons. :D

Ichor said:

Being a moderator really helps. Also, if there happens to be another title giveaway, try to win one of your choice.

Title giveaway, eh? Do you ever have deathmatch custom title giveaways? (aside from deathrunner?)

1. Dude

I AM THE WINNAR

Worked on two websites, finally got around to watching Kill Bill vol. 1, and masturbated twice.

kain said:

shit, why do youy think i dont hardly post here anymore? now that i hacve a car, i make 500 smackers a night just streetracing stupid fucks.

lol

Well I worked out as normal people should do. oh and x-d

I work 50 hours a week... thats not counting the overtime.

The only job I have is a hand job (self employed).

New material.

God told you that did he?

Mr. Chris said:

Newsday picture

I was bored and envisioned a different topic. So I went and PSP'd it up tobester.com/images/gaycowboys.jpg]here.

Scuba Steve said:

Minnesota Public Radio was talking about a "sliding" vote system... where you would place your first, second, third... and so on choices on a ballot. THis eliminates the "wasted vote". If you want to vote for a 3rd party in this system... you can... BUT if you HATE one canidate... you can select another whom you'd rather see ahead of them.

Wow. I've never thought of that but you know, that would probably work rather well. In fact, I think it would be an awesome thing to try out.

Anyway, I'm going to go off on a ranting tangent here, so anyone highly offended, children, dogs, and people with heart conditions should leave there room. Right...here goes:

I wish I could go back in time and wait for Moses as he went up on the mountain to "talk to God" so I could shoot his stupid ass thus preventing the fucking trifecta of totalitarian religions now in control of the Earth these days fro ever being formed. Fuck religious zealots and their fucking arrogant suppositions that they somehow know what is better for the rest of us. Life is for fucking living and not jerking it for some invisible diety that never helps anyone for the sole reason that 'He' doesn't fucking EXIST. Honestly, if one more asshole tells me how to live my life I am going to fucking fuck them up so badly their teeth will be in their ass and their limbs will be rended from their bodies and thrown to the four winds, Bush not being an exception.

Thank You

fraggle said:

I've been working on this.

Heh, a pool game. I never cared for pool myself, but my younger brother adores it :)

irc word yo.

My farts smell sort of like cheese. An interesting phenomenon which occurs in the inner crevices of your but hole.

The army, I think. I don't want to be out on the sea all the time, and learning how to fly a plane seems very, very difficult.

Heh, I might just shoot for the Coast Guard.

Job said:

Heh, I might just shoot for the Coast Guard.

Heh, I read this first:

Job said:

Heh, I might just shoot the Coast Guard.

Tequila, Beer, Jack Daniels, and Sloe Screwdrivers (Sloe Gin + Orange Juice... Sloe Gin alone tastes like fucking cherry cough syrup).

I am partial to Tequila mostly, especially Hose Cuervo.

See you guys sometime whenever I get the INTRAWEB BACK OKEY THNX BYE

Tequila=Ambrosia

insertwackynamehere said:

Captain Jean-Luc Ricard

I have a friend who's been calling me that for a LONG time. It only got worse with the release of the Picard Song (see Post Hell).

Danarchy said:

Correct.

It sucks!.

Cute cat though ^__^

Grazza said:

http://www.animed.org/cats_foods_to_avoid.htm

Do you post intelligent/helpful links for a living, by any chance?

Only when I think it might reduce the risk of someone poisoning an innocent animal. I've seen the effect even a tiny bit of alcohol can have on a cat.

BTW, Whitey is on the mend, and is on course to be let out of his cage in about two weeks' time.

Fricking JDoom.

JDoom sucks.

Jdoom's great for graphics stuff.... and.. uh..

Jaxxoon R said:

Good luck with the wee bab.

The name Owen never used to pop up so often, is it just one of those names that fell out of favor until recently?

I can't stand the trend of "____en/in/yn" names that's cropped up lately. Seems like there's a lot of unoriginal parents out there. Sadly, these poor kids might have cute names when they're young, but IMO, those names are also hard to grow into as an adult.

Anyway, according to the hospital staff that helped us, they haven't heard of too many children named Owen as of late, so I guess we hit a slow time for this name, which was the goal. They lamented my point above about the quality of names lately, interestingly enough. Anyway, we named our son Owen because it's actually the maiden name of my grandmother going back several generations (to Scotland, if Ancestry.com is to be believed). We liked that it was interesting enough on its own, not super-common and had a special meaning to us. After we sort of decided to go with it, we "shopped" for names for another week or two but to no avail. Owen it was.

One thing that pissed me off was the wife had eventually announced our unborn son and shared the name we gave him. One of the older ladies she worked with blabbed to her daughter who then promptly took the name we chose for our son and gave it to her own son who had a 2 month jump on us. I know it's not "our" name but we thought of it first and it actually had meaning...you know, instead of a name you borrowed from a co-worker. So, there's another Owen out there in the metro-area whose story of how he was named isn't particularly illustrious. I had gained a new sympathy for George Costanza with the whole Seven debacle.

Job said:

I can't stand the trend of "____en/in/yn" names that's cropped up lately.

B-b-but... Owen... you can't stand our own son's name?

Well, in the strictest sense, you'd be right. But it's not an "original" alternative spelling. At least I didn't go full hipster and use the Celtic (I think) spelling, Eowen.

Just make a thread in mods and wads like CC did.

or an easyboard

Job: Do you use IRC? Yahoo messenger? Something like that?

Melfice said:

Help me get away from myself
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence if flawed
You get me closer to god

You are the win.

ToXiCFLUFF said:

Ministry. The unpronouncable album....

12 Inch Singles is unpronounceable?

/me show his mantits to everyone posted in this blog.

Kid Airbag said:

I don't really care considering it's like 10th on the list of things that I look for in a girl.

Agreed. However, if she has a nice ass, all the better.

alexz721 said:

Agreed. However, if she has a nice ass, all the better.

Heh

Kid Airbag said:

I don't really care considering it's like 10th on the list of things that I look for in a girl.

I think a lot of people will not believe me, but the first thing I ever look at in a girl are her eyes. Actualy, I spend a lot of time looking into their eyes when I talk to them, so I can probably tell you more abut the color of their eyes than the shape of their boobs. :P

Job said:

EDIT: I am grateful and thankful for the life I have now...in case my statement sounded arrogant and unappreciative.

No, it just sounded matter of fact, and gave the impression you have worked hard and got a fair reward.

Danarchy said:

I lol'd, though I really should have. :(

Whoops, I meant shouldn't have.

Job said:

Aside from getting back into Doom, I've been homebrewing for 4 years and have an $8,000 set up at home and a 6 tap kegerator (yeah, I guess I'm proud of that).

That's pretty awesome, really. I've been planning on homebrewing in the future (when I have the money and the time), but sadly, just have to stick to the Doom thing for now.

Well barring grass, paper, crayons, and other stuff kids eat, I've had some pretty strange stuff.

Once I went to a fancy four or five star Italian restaurant for a family reunion and I ordered a sampler platter of appetizers. One of them was goat cheese in plum sauce which was REALLY tasty.

Once I was bored and a mixed Orange Juice, Root Beer, Sprite, Milk, and probably something else too. It wasn't nearly vile as it sounds. It was actualy kind of sweet yet flavorless, but still undrinkable.

Then I've eaten a whole host of weird yet normal foods like garlic fries, mizithra (goat cheeese) spaghetti, kalamari, sushi, fish burritoes, and White Rabbit candy. I've invented my own snacks like my Banana Brunch Sandwich and my Italian Cheese Disasters, but I'm going to keep the secrets of those recipies until I can write then down somewhere because they're really nummy. :P

And last but not least, this weekend I had ice cream cone flavored ice cream topped with chocolate-flavored syrup, crunchy peanut butter, chocolate-chip cookies, and whole frosted donuts. Obviously, we were all stoned. :D

I've eaten dirt, Play-Doh, and even a stick (yum).

As for normal stuff mixed together:
I've eaten a Fudge Brownie with Mustard on it (It's quite good, actually), and a donut with ketchup.

Once, I even mixed Sprite, Ketchup, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Hot Sauce, Salt, Pepper, and Spaghetti sauce together and drank it. It was actually quite good, despite the fact that I had bad diarrhea the next day.

One time Pregnant and I decided to make suicide drinks, which were the most hellatious drinks ever created. IIRC, we mixed instant coffee grounds, milk, chocolate peanut butter, orange juice, mustard, jalapeno jelly and lots of sugar. it was hardcore squared. I got the shits and pregnant was puking his fucking balls out afterwards. For some reason the combination of milk, mustard and orange juice had the taste of sweet sweet vomit.

Scuba Steve said:

It's a fucking Station Wagon.

can it ride off cliffs and hold a million square feet of subtle references in the trunk?

Job said:

Heh, well, like I said, the car blue booked for about $500 or $600. I actually know the guy who sold it to me - he's the father of one of my better friends. It used to be his son's and then it was sold to the father and then I got it. So I knew the car pretty well when my friend owned it. That's why it was a bit cheaper than usual. It was a good vehicle, so I had no doubts it would be when I got it too. Truthfully, since I'm new to manual transmission cars, I probably put it through hell during the time I was first running it. The car's getting repaired at a Firestone garage my brother in law swears by, so I'll assume the mechanic(s) are all right.

That's good to hear. Learning how to drive a standard can cause alot of abuse to the transmission and other parts of the car when you fuckup. I was working as an extra on the movie "The Perfect Score" Anyways, they were shooting this dream sequence where this beautiful Ferrari Testerossa drives away from this rich kids elementary school which is passed off as an American High School in the film. Anyways they get one of the crew members to drive the car. He hops in, fires it up, moves two feet and fucking stalls it. The car starts moving back and forward causing major unwanted wear on the transmission.

So after that fiasco, they get the owner of the car to drive it instead. To some, they're overpriced Italian pieces of shit, but I find them to be beautiful cars. You can get a late 70's to early 80's 308 for 30,000 CDN. Only trouble is, the price in maintenance will eat major holes in the average Joe's bank account. They need to be serviced after every 10000 kms, and prices on parts are fucking steep. There's no such thing as a real cheap exoticar, unless your into building replicas, and even then they can get pricy, and time consuming.

I drive a '86 Chevy Astro and its starting to go downhill rather quick. Every month or so, theres some new probalem that occurs and it needs to be taken into the shop and when I get it back, it drives completely different and I have no idea if what I'm feeling is bad or not. It's pretty weird really. The whole thing bumps and sputters so much that I don't think I'd notice if someone hit me. Also, I've been having problems with stalling a lot recently which was actualy a problem with the transmission popping off at a certain spot. Luckily, that got fixed about a week ago...I hope.

Instant Boatmeal

I love lots of cereal. :D
I can't pick a favourite! :D
I look forward to mornings, Just so I can have cereal. :D

Admiral Crunch and Archduke Chocula.

A bunch of us will go out and have a drink in his honor.

A friend and I will go out and have one in his honor.







I'm going to get drunk in my besement by myself. :(

I'll be with you in spirit scuba

Cheers!