Single Status Update
On a serious note, the career change I spoke of is getting a CDL, and there are a few options for doing so. The thing is, I have a wife and a young child that I don't want to be away from for days and weeks at a time.
I want to find a company that will let me be home for a couple days a week at least. I can go to trucking school anywhere, but it costs money that I don't have, and I'm not the most patient sort. The companies that will school you also want you to take on hauls that have you away from your family for extended periods. I'm still looking into my options.
The relocation is probably going to happen regardless.