Single Status Update
Me: Shit! If I don't study I won't make it to college to study English and I will be forced to work at the boatyard!!!
Also me: *casually listens to Pumped Up Kicks*
Me: If I don't finish my paper assignment in a month I AM SCREWED!!!
Also me: *casually thinks of a plot for a novel I could be writing this summer*
Me: If I don't study, THERE WILL NO BE ANY SUMMER TO ENJOY TOO!!!
Also me: *thinks about how hot it would be this summer due to the holes in the ozone layer*
Me: ARE YOU LISTENING ME?! IF YOU DON'T STUDY AND ACE THE FINALS AND DO THE PAPER ASSIGNMENT YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE DIGGING HOLES!!!
Also me: *casually plays videogames*
Also me: *pauses for a second* Hmm... I thought someone was calling me. *continues procastrinating*
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I love it how most of the people who I know in real life that have a 20 page assignment have either finished it or are nearly done yet whoever I meet online still hasn't done anything about their paper :D