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  1. CURRBEE CRO-NUTSICLES PART 69 lol

     

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    Simply put, a really bad day. Not a shitty day, per se, because I know after a shitty day comes a good day. I am a bit uncertain about tommorow.

     

    Basically:

     

    This morning I had to drive my parents to the town, which means:

     

    a) Every time there is my father riding shotgun, I am 200% more prone to making stupid easily avoidable mistakes

    b) They pound the car and drive themselves home, leaving me with taking the scorching burning dies-every-two-stops bus, and just being a passanger on this one is one heckuva journey.

     

    If I got to drive the car home, that would be simply the best. Chillin, windows docked down, music, AND NO FREAKING VECHULIAR MALFUNCTIONING EVERY STOP. Plus, I wouldn't have to cross 1 mile worth of the Scorched Earth on the wicked hour of 2pm (and get this... no wind, a "still day" basically).

     

    However, that was just the bottom of the cake, with the morning being the top. The core is what is interesting.

     

    Basically, a lot of guys are trying to convince to go to this stupid party next Friday where we would greet ourselves off as seniors and whatever. Basically, these guys are going to get drunk as fuck. Yeah, you may say that I should also get drunk as well, but no no, that ain't how it works man.

     

    First of all, I would have to DRIVE myself back and forth. Because the party would probably end quite late at the night, and if I woke up my dad he would be fucking pissed, like a cyberdemon with a 'stache and glasses.

     

    Simply, don't drink. Be sober, have fun.

     

    Gee I wish.

     

    Fact is, these guys, when they get drunk, they put these invisible VR glasses and start doing some shit exclusively funny to them. Plus, they might try and wreck some shit as well. It simply isn't worth it. Yeah, first five minutes might be great, but I don't want to spend time and money to watch someone else making fools out of themselves. I have Youtube for that.

     

    Altough... Night driving might be cool... Yeahhh...

     

    E-FUCKING-NOUGH!

     

    Oh yeah, today I had to run and pay some bills because I am "supposed to teach myself that" (- my parents, 2017), and not only I was confused, there were tons of people LOOKING at me being confused. At these moments I wish I was a girl. They would either go "Pffft, women" or "Poor little thing". A 6 foot tall overweight guy won't ever look cute when confused. Only look like a idiot, something to laugh at.

     

    Which is apparently a thing I care about now. Till now I didn't gave a fuck about how do I look, but THEN I HAD TO BE AWARE. Fuck my brain.

     

    Yeah, sure, I got around, paid the bills and all. I got out, and tracked down a member from the "brigade", a close friend, lets call him S., and asked him about a b-day one of the guys are going to throw.

     

    S. is pretty much far, and while he might get dropped at the guy's place, he cannot find a way to come back without sleeping over the night.

     

    Meanwhile the celebrator (huh, what a good demon name) lives quite close, and literally I could take a hike and be right by (what are 2-3 miles on a nice day?). Thing is, the Birthday Boy's family knows S. better than me, and I cannot just go to this guy's place without having S. by side. It would be weird, kinda stupid.

     

    Yeah, I could take the feat and DRIVE both of us there and have a blast, but the thing is...

     

    TOMMOROW, THE GRIND BEGINS!!!

     

    DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!

    I WOULD LITERALLY BE KNEE-DEEP IN STUDIES! I CANNOT FIND TIME TO ENJOY THE PARTY, AND IF ANYTHING, WOULD ONLY HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DROP THE GUY AT THE PARTY!

     

    UUUUUUURGH!!!
     

    I feel like I have reached some point of the game where I have to load a previous save and get everything right.

     

    Seems like I am going to let this one pass...

     

    ...Yay...

     

    ...I should get a life... after the studies...

     

    Spoiler

    Altough, that sleepover thing sounds perfect for a bromance fic. And something tells me that is what is actually going to happen.

     

    Yeah, I abuse the status update button too much.

     

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