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  1. cambreaKer

    Doomworld literature,

    Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael. he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad. since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV. Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo, so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD. Unfortunately, he was telefragged. Even though he wasn't in MAP30! Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand, He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face. It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen... He got diarrhea. And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!! He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably. After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry. Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing. As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even". And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes! "Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!" As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as... The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord. "Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord. ''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, ''now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!'' "Well, I gotta go my son, have my double barrel you'll need it on your adventure in this hell, Bye Bye....American Pie!" Jesus said as he disappeared in thin air. Meanwhile, Terry sends another soldier against Michael, the soldier being Santah Clauz, the violation master. meanwhile in another universe, John A. Sskicker, winner of 5 "person of the year" awards decided to go to Michael's universe, however after going there he met Santah Clauz. "Who in the name of ho ho ho are you?" Santah asked. "I am John A. Sskicker," John replied, "Listen, shut up there's some snap I have to destroy." Santah replied. Santah just decided to send John in though, he was tired and just wanted to go and troll newbies on 4chan while eating Dorito. Carlos Santana gives a shoutout to his homies in Afghanistan and begins to eat the feces-covered braincells of his ex girlfriend, the famous pornstarlette Ron Jomero. Michael had an encounter with John, John said, "Hello, child I'm to tired to fight you, so fight the clone known as SgtMarkIV!" then some random doors appear out of nowhere, and open very slowly - to reveal SgtMarkIV, however then a mysterious voice said: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gun, and i'm all out of gun." - that voice was from none other than...
  2. cambreaKer

    Best Black Friday Ever!

    i just got a copy of terrorist takedown: payback. nothing else.
  3. cambreaKer

    post crude mspaint doom drawings

    i'm sorry
  4. cambreaKer

    Ask random questions, and they will be answered.

    well i guess even in the "question that will be anwsered" thread, this question still remains unanwserable.
  5. cambreaKer

    Ask random questions, and they will be answered.

    when will terrorist takedown 4 release?
  6. cambreaKer

    React To The Profile Pic Above You

    "hey look! it's the letter N!"
  7. cambreaKer

    Favorite Left 4 Dead Survivor?

    coach the one man cheeseburger apocalypse and francis the man who hates everything
  8. cambreaKer

    Random Image Thread

    damn! that image was so good you posted it 2 times!
  9. cambreaKer

    Favorite Pickup Sounds in Video Games?

    the weapon pickup sound from strife is just great.
  10. cambreaKer

    What is your favorite monster & gun?

    zombieman and zombieman's pistol\rifle\whatever it is
  11. cambreaKer

    Random Image Thread

  12. cambreaKer

    Doomworld literature,

    Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael. he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad. since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV. Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo, so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD. Unfortunately, he was telefragged. Even though he wasn't in MAP30! Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand, He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face. It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen... He got diarrhea. And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!! He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably. After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry. Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing. As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even". And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes! "Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!" As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as... The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord. "Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord. ''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, ''now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!'' "Well, I gotta go my son, have my double barrel you'll need it on your adventure in this hell, Bye Bye....American Pie!" Jesus said as he disappeared in thin air. Meanwhile, Terry sends another soldier against Michael, the soldier being Santah Clauz, the violation master. meanwhile in another universe, John A. Sskicker, winner of 5 "person of the year" awards decided to go to Michael's universe, however after going there he met Santah Clauz.
  13. cambreaKer

    Half-Life 1 Or 2?

    i enjoy both, but i'll have to pick HL1 and expansions, they got better gameplay, bigger arsenal of weapons, and a huge selection of great mods.
  14. that's because it's not just Doom. it's Doom Eternal.
  15. cambreaKer

    Random Image Thread

    cyberpunk2077 leaked dlc character
  16. cambreaKer

    Post Your (Other) Video Game Screenshots Here

    just finished making this character for Half-Life: war
  17. cambreaKer

    What are the best FPS Creator tutorials?

    i don't remember ever watching any FPSC tutorials when i started, i just learned it by myself, however the side effect of that was that my early games were pretty shit. there's an old tutorial series on youtube, which was made by the FPSC devs, you can check it out here there's also the FPS creator discord server which is still pretty active today, if you need help or just want to post your project, you can join it here: https://discord.gg/MtsCRG2 and lastly there's a PDF manual included with FPSC, just go to the Docs folder and you'll find it. good luck with making your games :)
  18. cambreaKer

    Doomworld literature,

    Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael. he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.
  19. cambreaKer

    What was the lowest point in your mapping career?

    i didn't make much wads but i remember the worst being my ACTUAL first doom wad, it was called "Attack on UAC" or "Invasion on UAC" or something like that and i made it somewhere in 2013-14, and it was basically a STARTAN2fest, and using sky textures on walls. i never released the wad and it was lost forever, but well nothing of value was lost anyway. obviously my later work was much better, think of it like half-life: wall vs hecu house.
  20. cambreaKer

    DUSK vs Prodeus, which one to get

    definitely dusk
  21. cambreaKer

    The New Xbox design

    that's pretty shitty. though i heard those videos are fake but i don't have series x so i can't confirm
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    Random Image Thread

  23. cambreaKer

    A question about Freedoom.

    it's basically a whole new game
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