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cambreaKer

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  1. the expansions are kind of little sequels to quake 1. you should absolutely get both Scourge of Armagon and Dissolution of Eternity, they're both great in their own way.
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    WTF Is This Half Life Texture

    this is one of Gearbox employees i'm pretty sure. the testure is used at several points in Opposing Force and Blue Shift as an easter egg
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    Which console do you play doom on

    snes because it's the best port
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    Would You Like A True Sequel to Return To Castle Wolfenstein?

    wolfenstein 3d: part 2 - the way Id did
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    Random Image Thread

    good ol' call of duty pinball
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    Languages thread!

    native language is polish, but i also can speak english and (a bit of) german
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    What Kind of Car/Motor Vehicle Do You Drive?

    i use my legs.
  8. terrorist takedown and terrorist takedown: payback. both of these games run on the same engine and are basically unplayable on windows 10, the games run at like, 2 fps and i don't think there is a way to fix that. a solution i found that worked is to just play the game in a windows xp virtual machine.
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    What did you guys get for christmas?

    nintendo switch lite
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    Post Your (Other) Video Game Screenshots Here

    playing through return to castle wolfenstein
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    What other "Doom-like" games are out there?

    how come no one mentioned Freedoom? that one's also pretty good!
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    2021 Goals & Intentions

    releasing my Half-Life mod "Half-Life: WAR Episode 1" in April/May
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    Favorite Food and Drink?

    there's a lot of food i like, so i'll just list 3 - pizza, lasagne and spaghetti bolognese as for drink - i'd say coca cola, but mint tea is much better :)
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    Doomworld Members' Sketchbook

    concept art for civilian npc for my half life mod
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    Doomworld literature,

    Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael. he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad. since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV. Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo, so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD. Unfortunately, he was telefragged. Even though he wasn't in MAP30! Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand, He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face. It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen... He got diarrhea. And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!! He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably. After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry. Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing. As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even". And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes! "Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!" As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as... The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord. "Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord. ''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, ''now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!'' "Well, I gotta go my son, have my double barrel you'll need it on your adventure in this hell, Bye Bye....American Pie!" Jesus said as he disappeared in thin air. Meanwhile, Terry sends another soldier against Michael, the soldier being Santah Clauz, the violation master. meanwhile in another universe, John A. Sskicker, winner of 5 "person of the year" awards decided to go to Michael's universe, however after going there he met Santah Clauz. "Who in the name of ho ho ho are you?" Santah asked. "I am John A. Sskicker," John replied, "Listen, shut up there's some snap I have to destroy." Santah replied. Santah just decided to send John in though, he was tired and just wanted to go and troll newbies on 4chan while eating Dorito. Carlos Santana gives a shoutout to his homies in Afghanistan and begins to eat the feces-covered braincells of his ex girlfriend, the famous pornstarlette Ron Jomero. Michael had an encounter with John, John said, "Hello, child I'm to tired to fight you, so fight the clone known as SgtMarkIV!" then some random doors appear out of nowhere, and open very slowly - to reveal SgtMarkIV, however then a mysterious voice said: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gun, and i'm all out of gun." - that voice was from none other than...
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    Best Black Friday Ever!

    i just got a copy of terrorist takedown: payback. nothing else.
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    post crude mspaint doom drawings

    i'm sorry
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    Ask random questions, and they will be answered.

    well i guess even in the "question that will be anwsered" thread, this question still remains unanwserable.
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    Ask random questions, and they will be answered.

    when will terrorist takedown 4 release?
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    React To The Profile Pic Above You

    "hey look! it's the letter N!"
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    Favorite Left 4 Dead Survivor?

    coach the one man cheeseburger apocalypse and francis the man who hates everything
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