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Melfice

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  1. There are those who say I am a bad man, that I do bad things. I do not believe such things. And now, a joke: What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungee cord? MY ASS.

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    2. Scuba Steve

      Scuba Steve

      What do you get when you cross a Rooster with a Jar of Skippy Peanut Butter?

      A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

    3. Hobo
    4. Chopkinsca

      Chopkinsca

      Chop: Just to let you know, I’m not carrying anything if you get tired of carrying it. Unless it is something special.
      Scato: Special? What do you mean special?
      Chop: you know.. food, pets, a robe.. if you have a robe, I would like to have it.

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