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  1. <table style='font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='2' align='center'><form action='http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=crash_and_burn&meme=1074645612' method='POST'><tr><th colspan=2 bgcolor='#000000'><font color='#DDDD88'>Your Homocidal Rampage! by <a href='http://www.livejournal.com/~crash_and_burn'><font color='#DDDD88'>crash_and_burn</font></a></font></th></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Your name:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'><input type='text' name='Your name:' value='Escape of Reality' size='20'></span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Weapon of Choice:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Chicken McNuggets</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Your Favorite Target:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>Gangstas</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Your Kill Count:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>1,601,829,539</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Your Battle Cry:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Years You Spend in Jail:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>25</span></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>How Much Money In Damages You Cause:</span></td><td bgcolor='#DDDDAA' style='border: 1px solid black;'><span style='color: #000000;'>$31,394,194,750,807</span></td></tr><tr><td colspan='2' bgcolor='#333333' style='border: 1px solid black; text-align: center;' align='center'><table width='100%' cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 width='300'><caption><span style='color: #FFFFFF;'>Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 95%</span></caption><tr><td bgcolor='#000000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#000000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#110000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#220000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#440000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#660000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#880000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#AA0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#CC0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#EE0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#FF0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#FF0000' height='5'></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#000000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FFFFFF' height='10'></td><td bgcolor='#FF0000' height='5'></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor='#000000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#000000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#110000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#220000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#440000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#660000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#880000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#AA0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#CC0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#EE0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#FF0000' height='5'></td><td bgcolor='#FF0000' height='5'></td></tr></table></td></tr><input type='hidden' name='un' value='crash_and_burn'><input type='hidden' name='meme' value='1074645612'><tr><td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><input type='submit' value='Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2 align='center' bgcolor='#000000'><font size='-1' color='#FFFFFF'>Created with the ORIGINAL <a href='http://memegen.deskslave.org/'><font color='#DDDD88'>MemeGen</font></a>!</font></td></tr></form></table>

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    2. rf`

      rf`

      Your name: Wolfman
      Weapon of Choice: Leather whip
      Your Favorite Target: Homeless people
      Your Kill Count: 1,605,632,195
      Your Battle Cry: "I enjoy cheese."
      Years You Spend in Jail: 14
      How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $132,867,390,522,588
      Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 93%

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      Your name: George Bush
      Weapon of Choice: Agent Orange
      Your Favorite Target: Cops
      Your Kill Count: 1,038,557,981
      Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
      Years You Spend in Jail: 19
      How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $261,864,020,097,571

    4. Planky

      Planky

      Your name: Planky
      Weapon of Choice: Hairspray
      Your Favorite Target: Poseurs
      Your Kill Count: 439,628,561
      Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
      Years You Spend in Jail: 23
      How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $191,699,115,997,655
      Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 89%

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