Single Status Update
I saw the strangest thing today I have seen in a long, long, long, time. I was out of town shopping, and I went to the mall. Right inside the entrance, there stood this 300+ lb guy, and he was wearing these pants from Hot Topic with all this chains hanging off of him +papercips and saftey pins attached. The pants were pulled up his body really far like Steve Erkel. Then he had a pink shirt on that says "only real men where pink" in black, big letters, with Converse shoes on. He had peircings all over his head, and then his head was shaved except for spots here and there where hair was spiked probably about an inch and a half upwards, like Pinhead from hellraiser or something. Whatever hair he had had been bleached. I noticed in his hand was a twinky. Yes, a twinky. On the neck of his shirt hung his glasses, huge, round , thick glasses. I couldn't stop myself from laughing. Carmack's worst nightmare of the Mancubus has entered the building. Now I have to bring my digicam everywhere with me, god knows what I'll see next time I'm there.