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No, not the website...
I'm going to the Magic prerelease next weekend as a ninja. Why? There will be ninjas in the set. Also, the 19th is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." But fuck pirates. Pirates don't perform seppuku. Which I may do if defeated...fakely. And yes that mask is made from a t-shirt that's too small for me.
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He looks like he'd enter the world's strongest man competition...how the hell could he possibly be sneaky or quick?
Stealth isn't about hitting the floor softly because you weigh next to nothing. Stealth comes from knowing how to control your weight (emphasized in many martial arts), knowing where people are looking and what they are looking for, etc.