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    What other retro fps game would you want to see remastered or remade?

    Clicking download makes my anti virus freak out :/
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    What Video Game Are You Currently Playing?

    Replaying XCom 2012 after getting utterly humiliated in the first few missions of Xenonauts :(
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    Twitter is rebranding to X

    No, he's just a moron.
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    unpopular retro opinions

    Hmm, you might want to check out Kim Justice on youtube. Sure, it's mostly retro british stuff, but that includes a lot of ZX spectrum titles which importance are largely under represented in long form video essays as far as I can see. She talks about the culture as well.
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    What other retro fps game would you want to see remastered or remade?

    Not on topic, but did we ever get an answer as to why Epic memory holed Unreal and not, say, Jazz Jack Rabbit?
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    Quake II Remastered

    I really want a brutal doom style "free captured marines" mod already. Let me and the boys have a proper jail break!
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    Quake II Remastered

    They also speed up the actual swapping so it's appropriate. I believe the sound was in the Q2 beta and maybe the console versions?
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    Quake II Remastered

    Why does the Quake II remaster have a hit marker in the crosshair? Boomer shooters already HAVE at hit maker: BLOOD! Also the Berserker new jump attack's got hands 0_0
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    Zee or Zed?

    I had "Zed" hammered into me at an early age and was told it was how Australians where supposed to say it, but it's 50-50 Zee/Zea in my experience. My parents where both teachers so I guess that's whats in the curriculum (in the 80's/90's at least).
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    Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition

    Uh, it's been awhile since I've played Rott, are the moving walls meant to damage you? they gib the guards real good, but unless I'm against a wall I just get stuck for a moment
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    Doom girls with long nails, how do you play/code?

    I suppose unlike the Chaingun you've got to lead your shots a bit but it'll make the demons just as dead as anything else
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    Is it pronounced "gibs" or "jibs"?

    Jibs is "correct" but in ain't right >:(
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    What do you guys think about postal 2?

    The hell of it is, their is a glimmer of a brilliant game in their: a game about an FPS protagonist trying to do a set of mundane tasks in a grounded yet reactive world has far more comedy potential then any of RWS's attempts at """satire""". Think JC Denton being tasked with helping his neighbor with their gardening with the mission parameters just being something as vague as 'reduce weed presence to zero' and 'make sure it's fully fertilized' then letting you loose with everything from a shed full of tools to earth moving equipment to improvised explosives! Stick with the immersive sim philosophy of never judging the player and you could go hogg wild!
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    The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

    He talks a lot of shit but I bet I could wipe that smug grin off his face just as soon as I find a way to his fortress... *pushes button* 'a door has opened somewhere' *starves to death in the wastelands* 10/10
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    What is the best way to play Duke Nukem?

    How is zoom anyway? (and how did they manage to scoop atomic edition?)
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    fellow doomers, any mobile games you like?

    Uh, just the one:
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    Do you like other retro games (other than DOOM)?

    I am on map 6 of the first Descent and I am being reminded of why I never finished it as a kid
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    Post your Desktop Background

    Hey how do you get your desktop to show the time like that? Can you still do that with Windows 10?
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    The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

    What is a God to an unbeliever!! *searchers doomworlds old atheist threads *dies of cringe 10/10
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    The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

    *throws down weapon* we are all 10/10 screwed if we do not work together!
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    The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

    I'll admit, it looks intimidating, but if you look closer it appears just to be a spooky skull with some gold stuff stuck to it in a lit furnace. The jobs already been done for me! 0.5/10 I might burn my hand a bit mocking it through the thick glass or something
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    The Above Avatar is Fighting You. How Screwed Are You?

    Even if I fight that fish in water, realistically how fast could he swing that crow bar? Mind you I'm not the best swimmer. 5/10
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    What is your "Doom Niche"?

    Uh, Once upon a time I was very good at PSX doom multiplayer, by which I mean: the kind that needed 2 playstations, 2 copies of Doom for PSX and a link cable and you played one one one DM or co-op. I'm sure nowadays I would be torn to peaces by most players on this site in every other versions of doom and probably even most players at PSX doom, but it was fun thing to be the guy who was good at PSX doom in the late 90's among your friends.
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    Favorite "failed" consoles?

    The Nokia N-Gage, for... many reasons... mostly due to the legend that it's layout was modeled on GOTSE by a disgruntled designer and was sent to production without any of the big wigs at Nokia noticing. Is it true? who's to say, but... well... tell me you don't see it: