Single Status Update
S.O.S. Send help. I am drowning in laptops. Not just any laptops, but Lenovo laptops. I have counted them all out just to make sure I'm not going crazy. I feel like I took a vertical shaky-cam video of Bigfoot and am desperately trying to prove to myself and to the world that I'm not having a brain aneurysm.
But wait, you see it too, don't you? Unless this isn't a convincing enough angle?
Great, now I've arranged them into some sort of wicked and unholy pentagram. Whatever I summon now is still not as bad as these awful laptops. Even Elvis, a man of excess thinks this is too much.
And now that you know, you can never escape from my prison of laptops either. I apologize, I tricked you all along. Your soul belongs to Lenovo now.