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  1. S.O.S. Send help. I am drowning in laptops. Not just any laptops, but Lenovo laptops. I have counted them all out just to make sure I'm not going crazy. I feel like I took a vertical shaky-cam video of Bigfoot and am desperately trying to prove to myself and to the world that I'm not having a brain aneurysm.PVUmaDf.jpg

     

    But wait, you see it too, don't you? Unless this isn't a convincing enough angle? 

     

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    Great, now I've arranged them into some sort of wicked and unholy pentagram. Whatever I summon now is still not as bad as these awful laptops. Even Elvis, a man of excess thinks this is too much. 

     

    And now that you know, you can never escape from my prison of laptops either. I apologize, I tricked you all along. Your soul belongs to Lenovo now.

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    2. CzechMate29200

      CzechMate29200

      broken laptops = sledgehammer fun

    3. grouchbag

      grouchbag

      I have 4 laptops, all work great....

    4. Linguica

      Linguica

      All 6 of those work (some have dead batteries though) and that doesn't even count my "real" laptop (a Macbook Pro).

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