Single Status Update
Me: Hey Cortana! Divide by zero. Cortana: I pulled up some pages for you. "Shows me siri.) Okay. "A few moments later." Me: Siri! Divide by zero. Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends. Me: Wow Siri... just... why do you have to be right? "Cries in corner."