I don't think anyone gives a flying fuck about Y.E.E.T anymore but i'm just gonna put this here
this is an updated story of Y.E.E.T
Date:March 14, 2299 4:22 AM. Location:some UAC base in france
It was a day like any other, scientists were doing some research, conducting some experiments and other sciency stuff
But then, A Blue gateway opened. And mysterious aliens emerged.
They went on a rampage. Destroying equipment, killing scientists, and some other stuff.
"SACRE BLEU!" one of the scientists shouted...
Millions of liberals are now supporting these vile creatures (Even going as far as funding them)
An hour later, A Live action tv show that's supposed to be "Hip with the kids" started.
One of the guys on the show was Victor assmunch (who is known as Victor coolbro in the show because his real surname is very unfortunate)
As the show started, A nearby radio was making a shit ton of distorted noises.
"What the hell's goin on with the radio?" Victor wondered.
Suddenly, he heard someone with a french accent speaking.
"Mayday! Mayday! Our base is under attack! There are aliens everywhere! And they're destroying our stuff!!! Is anybody there? WE NEED HELP!"
The transmission went silent.
Victor was then captured by UAC marines, and woke up near a similar looking radio, but in a very different place.
"Now look here you god damn maggot! you're goin to be hearin the shit goin on, I will not let you leave your post, Do you understand me?!?!?!?!"
"Uhh, Yes sir? What the fuck am i doing here?"
The radio made distorted noises again..
Victor heard Xenomorph-ish hissing, People screaming, Gunshots, Explosions, Roaring, And finally, Silence.
Victor got out of his chair and looked at the angry sergeant.
"I'm going to murder those motherfuckers as much as i can before death."
He grabbed the sergeant by the collar.
"Now look, i'm going to say this to you sarge, If i somehow manage to survive all this i am going to kick your ass for bringing me here."
"Get your greasy ass hands off of me!"
Victor grabbed the sergeant's pistol.
"Do you want me to shoot you, Sergeant?"
Victor grabbed some armor and left his post.
After he exited the room, he heard animal like growls coming from the other side of the door ahead of him.
They know you're there victor, There's no turning back now.
HAHAHA I LOVE THIS VIDEO
defiatron changed their profile photo
I tried to google the meaning of "activate the sock" and i found nothing.
All because i like terrywads doesn't mean i'm a "weasel terry-shitter"
It's just an OPINION. IT'S A FUCKIN OPINION.
If you don't like that, Fine! that's just an opinion.
I already lost my deviantart account because of some silly opinion, and I do NOT want to lose this one.
(actually i lost my deviantart because some dude who posts pony bondage shit went on a report spree and got me and several other people beaned"
So my point is:I like terrywads. but i will NOT post them.
If i ever make a terrywad, i will NOT post it here. (i can't make them properly anyways)
Do NOT judge me by my profile picture.
Hopefully i got my point across.
WHY ARE PEOPLE VISITING MY SHITTY PROFILE ALL OF THE SUDDEN
"U've to stop" -edgardo assburgos cotton
my name is anus
i literally have no idea what the fuck i'm doing
i love plasmaeing cyberdemons
i like how i'm making a shit ton of maps for yeet while not working on e1m4 and not getting shit done lol
Update:I have removed the download link because Fuck you! you didn't download it, you don't deserve it! story:The year is 2299, The european union is still standing, the UK has exited the union and became the United Republic of britain and northern ireland, the royals and some other people have been arrested because they oppose free speech because free speech haters are bad bad people. Meanwhile in france (and some other places) Portals to the mysterious planet known as shankwank prime formed and aliens leaked out like an old man's bladder leaking out piss. (I just had to put that in there) Also, a chunk of the planet tei tenga disappeared billions of liberals are now supporting these strange creatures from beyond the stars (even going as far as funding them and shiet) A private named victor assmunch (Yes, that’s his actual name) was about to get training, but he said "No fucking thank you mate, earth is in danger." he then Grabbed armor and immediately rushed out of the base he was in to fight the evil shankwanks…. My storytelling is shit. Download link: (REDACTED BIATCH!) for now here are some screenshits Note:the little sprites in the corner of the intermission screen won't be in the final release Awful title screen