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  1. 7 hours ago, Archanhell said:

    Else than that, I don't have something made for me specifically.

    And maybe not soon.

    Well, if you ever want to have one made for you specifically, hit me up! We'll work something together, and I could use the portfolio work.

    </shameless plug>


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    On 12/5/2018 at 5:53 PM, Chow Yun Thin said:

    It's a take on the actor's name, but where I got it is from the first GTA. At some point your character is working for the Triads and they send you on yet another mission to kill someone. This time, instead of a solo effort you're assigned this guy to help you. So I took it as my online handle.

     

    I actually chuckled. That is one cool username.


  3. A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
     

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
     

    "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."


  4. 19 hours ago, crazyflyingdonut said:

    If someone from Microsoft is reading this (which is extremely unlikely, but you never know these days), then let me tell you something. It is not gonna benefit you or Gaybox Software, putting Duke Nukem Forever on there. You're expecting to make a ton of cash on a game that disappointed many people. I've got news for you, it's probably not gonna happen. I wonder which shitty 360 game is next on the list, Sonic 2006?

     

    Anyway, that's my two cents. Now, I want to know your opinion on the matter.

    Who hurt you, dude?

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