Single Status Update
I was escorted to the Job Center by my father. Now that my familly allowance has been milked to the full it was time for me to earn an income.
Walking through the door was probably the most degrading thing I have ever done.
Understand that I have just moved from a town in the English Lake District where old people flock to die and is accurately nicknamed Death's Waiting Room. Everybody is nice and few people have anything to prove. Liecester on the other hand is over run by prepubescent retards who are dead set on sticking their diseased cocks into any hole which smells of prawn.
Anyway standing in line with those burberry chavs and listening to them trying to spread their genital herpes to the nearest painted whores was made worse by the fact that I had to stay put for half an hour while homosexuals, single moms and minorities in general were escourted to the front of the que, for some bizarre reason.
I have to say, for a place which is trying to force you into any/every job they are very short on cleaners. There was trash on the floor, there were little babies spewing all over the place. This building is a fucking atrocsity with holes in the walls and floor, and the blinds permanently closed so no light may enter... or at least that was my take on the stupid darkness and the shitty lighting.
Luckily I got to the phone before I lost bowel control and only had to wait 15mins on hold.
Long story short, I'm eligable for 'gyro' but I'm going to do everything in my power to get a job before I have to pick it up. You can't make me go back! I WON'T!
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Well I don't know if they allow glasses in the army (I would assume they do however) but you generally need to be able to read the letters on one of those lightboards with all the letters on it. As long as you can read some of the small ones you'll do fine. Also, you'll have to have good breathing, hearing and other things like that too.
But when I joined the navy we got tested on all those things again if we maybe didn't do to well on them prior to recrtuiment. I had to retake my hearing test and I went from not too great to near perfect hearing so you should do fine.