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  1. Army Man, Army Man,
    Does what ever an Army can.
    Iron like shit, steal your pies.
    Crush civilians just like flies.
    Small kids, watch out for Army Man!


    Yay, I'm joing the TA, just one small step in the opposite direction of the Job Centre Plus. I can either be a Biological Chemical Nuclear specialist type person or part of a tank crew either way my death will be quite interesting (assuming I die of my own stupidity).

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    2. Dittohead

      Dittohead

      Poster man, poster man
      Internet poster in blogland
      Makes a thread, anytime
      posts stupid shit and time flies by
      Look out, here comes the poster man

    3. Kelzam
    4. Csonicgo

      Csonicgo

      Young man, are you tired of the scouts,
      I said young man, do you want to get out?
      I said Young man, we will knock you about,
      it'll be OK, why worry

      Young man, you'll be one of the gang,
      I said young man, things will go with a bang,
      I said young man, you will soon get the hang of it,
      it will be OK, why worry

      Young man, you will soon get the knack,
      I said young man, you'll be copping your whack
      I said young man, we will bend over backwards to
      make you feel you're wanted.

      In the Brownies, everybody is your friend.
      In the Brownies, they're all waiting round the bend.
      In the Brownies, sticking with you to the end.
      In the Brownies, in the Brownies,

      In the Brownies, everybody goes to camp.
      In the Brownies, there is nothing like a tramp.
      In the Brownies, grab your mouth organ and
      In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

      Young man, stop bumming around.
      I said young man, keep your ear to the ground.
      I said young man, now's the time to go down,
      to your local branch and join us.

      Young man, stop looking behind.
      I said young man, you know you're going to find.
      I said young man, you're sure to go blind,
      if you don't eat up your carrotts.

      In the Brownies, you won't be tying many knots.
      In the Brownies, you'll enjoy a certain lot.
      In the Brownies, you can give it your best shot.
      In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

      In the Brownies, a canteen that never shuts.
      In the Brownies, never any ifs or buts.
      In the Brownies, ginger beer and fruit and nuts.
      In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

      They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.
      They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.

      In the Brownies, everybody is your friend.
      In the Brownies, they're all waiting round the bend.
      In the Brownies, sticking with you to the end.
      In the Brownies, in the Brownies,

      In the Brownies, everybody goes to camp.
      In the Brownies, there is nothing like a tramp.
      In the Brownies, grab your mouth organ and
      In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

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