Single Status Update
Some snippets from work...
Patient (to me): Please tell Dr. Ellis I would like to see him now.
Me: Sure. (holds up mirror) Dr. Ellis, you patient would like to see you know.
Patient: Are you a real doctor?
Me: No, I just play one on TV. Are you a real patient?
Patient: You don't look like the doctors on ER.
Me: Lorenzo Lamas' schedule was full.
Patient: I asked for the doctor, not the mortician.
Me: The mortician was busy, so I'll have to do.