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(I wrote this story after playing MAP04 of "Hellfire III", after being teleported to what appears to be a classroom with a drawing of a Cacodemon on a blackboard. The only problem is that since I'm uncreative, I wrote as much as I possibly could while the story still sounded good in my head. Now, I don't know how to finish it. I decided to make it an improv where I would let anyone reading this continue the story. You guys get to decide how the rest of the story goes. Have fun!)
Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to learn about the Cacodemon. Here is a picture of one.
*The teacher shows a drawing of a Cacodemon on the board.*
Teacher: The Cacodemon is an interesting creature. Cacodemons have red skin, they also have spikes on the top and bottom of them. A cacodemon sees with one green eye, and has large teeth in their mouth, which can shoot out fireballs. They navigate by flying, and like to spend their time in mid-air. Any questions about the Cacodemon?
*Timmy raises his hand.*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
Timmy: Is that the one that has flying skulls coming out of it's mouth?
*The other children in the classroom laugh and giggle while the teacher's head turns red in anger.*
Teacher: NO, YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF PUNK-ASS SHIT! The PAIN ELEMENTAL is the one that SHOOTS FLYING SKULLS, WHICH ARE CALLED LOST SOULS, OUT OF IT'S MOUTH! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ALL THESE FUCKING RETARDED QUESTIONS!? ARE YOU TRYING TO BE SOME SORT OF "CLASS CLOWN" OR SOMETHING? THE LAST STUDENT WHO DID THAT GOT KILLED BY A CYBERDEMON BECAUSE THEY WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO ASK FUNNY QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!
*The teacher takes a deep breath to calm down from all the rage.*
Teacher: You know what? Go to the principal's office. NOW.
Timmy: I-I'm sorr-
Teacher: NOW! *slams the desk with fist*
*Timmy then cries and runs his little behind out of the classroom and to the principal's office.*
*The door to the principal's office is locked. Timmy hears the sounds of 2 people moaning coming from inside the locked room.*
???: Yeah, you like that? You spiky brown whore!