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  1. I only went there to make my hippie friends back home happy. But man, what a place!
    It smells like cheap perfume and pot.
    Once you get off autobahn you start seeing windmills, you are not in Kansas anymore Toto.
    If you are ever there go to "the bulldog"
    they have a cigarette machine with rubbers and joints in it.
    I had to be straight then, but damn.

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    2. Disorder

      Disorder

      The red light district smells like urine, sex and pot.

    3. myk

      myk

      That reminds me; I went out tonight from my job to have my lunch break and a block away I pass by a guy taking a piss against a building's column...

    4. Erp

      Erp

      apologies to all, I smoked a joint after having quit about ten years ago. I'm still seeing little lights and streamers.

      I remember something about cat's from last night. I think one shit in my mouth while I was sleeping.

  2. I was an American working there. prostitution is legal there. They call the whorehouses poofenhausens or something like that.
    I got wasted off of 2 hefeweisens and ended up in a poofenhause. On the 3rd floor was the kinky shit. There was a 300 pound black amazon woman with a whip. She told me for 100 marks she'd love me for an hour.
    No kidding man, I ran like hell.

    I never thought of myself as bigoted, but a 300lb hooker, no way.

    I was tempted though.

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    2. Captain Red

      Captain Red

      Erp said:
      I just hate the "ugly american" sentiment going around this world.

      ugly? uhhh, I can think of many non-pleasant things linked with the US but 'ugly' generally isn't one of them.

    3. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Look, the US is a great country along with many others. The end!

      OMG ALSO I FORGOTZ 2 ADD GURGEO BUZH SUX

    4. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Did someone call for an ugly American? I'm right here!

  3. The best radio station in the Baltimore area is WIYY 98ROCK. They used to have this thing every weeknight at 10 called "Love it or shove it." They would play a new song from an unnamed group and take phone calls voting on it, live phone calls.
    People would call and say stupid shit. Every night the same dude would call and say,

    "MY BALLS ITCH!"

    the diskjockey lost his temper and got fired for it.

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    2. Kid Airbag

      Kid Airbag

      I was just in Stone Harbor, NJ. I go there every summer. I didn't know the Jersey shore was so popular around here.

    3. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      Ralphis said:

      BUT WE HAEV Q102 PHILLIES #1 HIT MUZAC STATION!


      Heh or Mix 95.7, music of the 80's 90s and today without the rap

      We need a station without the pop dammit, who cares about rap.

    4. Bucket

      Bucket

      Fuck Q102. The only radio I can stand to listen to anymore is Howard Stern and WMGK.

      And sometimes WMMR, when Pierre Robert is DJ'ing.

  4. A year from now -
    One can only hope
    Our people will be happy
    and somehow learn to cope.

    A year from now -
    Bush will still be the man
    Rich lawyers will prosper
    All over our fair land.

    A year from now -
    The UN will still be replete
    with funny looking beggars
    who lie, steal and cheat.

    A year from now -
    They still will have no voice
    Unborn babies are nothing
    Compared to a womans choice.

    A year from now -
    The air will burn your nose
    Fast cars and barbecues
    Oh we must have those.

    A year from now -
    It's still OK to hunt
    Animals are tasty
    PETA is full of cunts

    A year from now -
    Gays are allowed to marry
    And there's now a cure for AIDS
    Aint it cool to be a fairy?

    A year from now -
    Doomworld becomes the webs biggest hit
    Doom3 has taken over the world
    and converted DOOMboy still eats shit.

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    2. insertwackynamehere

      insertwackynamehere

      A year from now
      It will be 2005
      Just more of the same
      But 4 instead of 5

      :P

    3. Epyo

      Epyo

      Such a copy of Conan 'O Brian's "In the year 2000..."

    4. Disorder

      Disorder

      Danarchy said:

      A year from now -
      My penis will be in a vagina
      A blunt will be in my hand
      A fat paycheck will be on my desk


      I AM A WISHFUL THINKER

      YOU STOLE MY WISHLIST!!

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