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  1. I was an American working there. prostitution is legal there. They call the whorehouses poofenhausens or something like that.
    I got wasted off of 2 hefeweisens and ended up in a poofenhause. On the 3rd floor was the kinky shit. There was a 300 pound black amazon woman with a whip. She told me for 100 marks she'd love me for an hour.
    No kidding man, I ran like hell.

    I never thought of myself as bigoted, but a 300lb hooker, no way.

    I was tempted though.

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    2. Captain Red

      Captain Red

      Erp said:
      I just hate the "ugly american" sentiment going around this world.

      ugly? uhhh, I can think of many non-pleasant things linked with the US but 'ugly' generally isn't one of them.

    3. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      Look, the US is a great country along with many others. The end!

      OMG ALSO I FORGOTZ 2 ADD GURGEO BUZH SUX

    4. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      Did someone call for an ugly American? I'm right here!

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