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  1. If God had a name what would it be?
    And would you call it to his face?
    If you were faced with Him in all His glory
    What would you do if you had just one rocket?

    And yeah, yeah, God is fat
    Yeah, yeah, God is slow
    And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

    What if God was a Mancubus?
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just a flame ball wobble-puss
    Tryin' to make his way home?

    If God had a face what would it look like?
    And would you want to see if, seeing meant
    That you would have to believe in things like Impse
    And in Carmack and id tech, and all the monsters?

    And yeah, yeah, God is fat
    Yeah, yeah, God is slow
    And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

    What if God was a Mancubus?
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just a mass of lipid pus
    Tryin' to make his way home?

    Just tryin' to make his way home
    Movin' through Tei Tenga all alone
    Nobody callin' on zdoom
    'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome-ero

    And yeah, yeah, God is fat
    Yeah, yeah, God is slow
    And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

    What if God was a Mancubus?
    Just a blob like one of us
    Too wide to get on a bus
    Tryin' to make his way home?

    Just tryin' to make his way home
    Like an unholy rolling stone
    Back up Tei Tenga all alone
    Just tryin' to make his way home
    Nobody callin' on zdoom
    'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.ro

    © Eric Bazilian, 1994

    The lyrics were later changed when the writer was informed that the Doom references weren't mainstream enough

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    3. Clonehunter

      Clonehunter

      I've always wondered this question myself.

    4. Fonze

      Fonze

      Hahaha greatness.

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