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  1. ...because i blew up the pourch steps.

    being bored and spending time with a stoned friend is not a good idea. we have had our fair share of misadventures. this one included a hammer, a cement pourch step and a strip of explosive charges for a nail gun.

    well we decide to set off some of these charges. they are basicly blanks. they are even bullet shaped. to set them off you have to hit them from behind. so we searched for something to hold them. the pourch use to have a wood border around it and there were still holes from the screws. we stuck a shell in there and slammed it. it didnt work, it just pushed it into the hole. so i gave up and went to remove it. however my friend wasn't about to give up. however before he could swing his phone rang. so he was talking on the phone when he took his mighty swing.
    BAM! the thing went off and blew a large section of cement right off the step and into his face.
    I fell down because i was laughting so hard. the person on the phone didn't hear the explosion surprisingly.

    today we are fixing the step.

    however at least we can fix it, this isnt like the time another of his friends cut down a tree.

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    2. DooMBoy

      DooMBoy

      AndrewB said:

      Natural selection shoots one off the goalpost.

      Did your mother have any kids that lived?

    3. SYS

      SYS

      I've seen people do worse when they're sober. Never undereastimate the power of boredom.

      EdIT: THEY'RE THEY'RE THEY'RE THEY'RE! not their! argh! damn context!

    4. darknation

      darknation

      DooMBoy said:

      Did your mother have any kids that lived?

      Stupidity still cannot be concealed

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