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honestly not even remotely surprised that an OT forumer got banned that quickly
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honestly not even remotely surprised that an OT forumer got banned that quickly
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I found a short story generator, and put things in to make a DOOM story. this is sadly the outcome.
Futuristic Phobos
A Short Story
by LiT_gam3rDoom guy looked at the evil gun in his hands and felt hatred.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his eerie surroundings. He had always hated futuristic phobos with its talented, thoughtless tech. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel hatred.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of spider mastermind. spider was a sadistic zombie with muscular legs and strong arms.
Doom gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cruel, evil, beer drinker with big legs and tall arms. His friends saw him as a manky, mutated monster. Once, he had even saved a wide Doomguy that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a cruel person who had once saved a wide Doomguy that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what spider had in store today.
The rain hammered like shooting dogs, making Doom sad.
As Doom stepped outside and spider came closer, he could see the wet smile on her face.
"I am here because I want death," spider bellowed, in a hateful tone. She slammed her fist against Doom's chest, with the force of 6592 lions. "I frigging hate you, Doom guy."
Doom looked back, even more sad and still fingering the evil gun. "spider, I want to kill you," he replied.
They looked at each other with repent feelings, like two proud, pleasant panthers running at a very mad rapture, which had metal music playing in the background and two insane uncles hiding to the beat.
Suddenly, spider lunged forward and tried to punch Doom in the face. Quickly, Doom grabbed the evil gun and brought it down on spider's skull.
spider's muscular legs trembled and her strong arms wobbled. She looked upset, her body raw like a steep, spicy soul.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later spider mastermind was dead.
Doom guy went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.
THE END
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I still await an answer...
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What Doom mods do you play with?
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Just watched the video "Half Life 2 is a bad sequel" because I hate HL2 too, and while I have to admit that 1-2 of the points didn't make sense, I'll have to say most of the points were valid.
You know, people who love HL2 will never hate it, and people who hate HL2 will never like it. I don't think HL2 fans watched it, even if they did, they probably watched only the first few minutes and then found a reason not to watch it. That guy just called HL2 a reboot, and that became a valid reason not to watch the video. Awesome.
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That's exactly what the video tries to say. Most people in that thread think that HL2 is awesome and better than any other story based FPS, and just because you posted a video about why HL2 sucks, they called you and the video shit.
HL had something called endless mystery and that's what made it one of the best FPS games, and HL2 just doesn't have it. That's a thing the video tried to say, and I fully agree with it.
Lastly, I want to say, what you post is not shit. NOT AT ALL. There is no reason why it is shit.
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My mother has just finished her online thesis defense. She has graduated!
I would like to thank God and everybody for your support. In the meantime, I am preparing for a contribution with... something. I'll keep it a secret for a while :P
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My mother has just finished her online thesis defense. She has graduated!
I would like to thank God and everybody for your support. In the meantime, I am preparing for a contribution with... something. I'll keep it a secret for a while :P
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Just watched the video "Half Life 2 is a bad sequel" because I hate HL2 too, and while I have to admit that 1-2 of the points didn't make sense, I'll have to say most of the points were valid.
You know, people who love HL2 will never hate it, and people who hate HL2 will never like it. I don't think HL2 fans watched it, even if they did, they probably watched only the first few minutes and then found a reason not to watch it. That guy just called HL2 a reboot, and that became a valid reason not to watch the video. Awesome.
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Just watched the video "Half Life 2 is a bad sequel" because I hate HL2 too, and while I have to admit that 1-2 of the points didn't make sense, I'll have to say most of the points were valid.
You know, people who love HL2 will never hate it, and people who hate HL2 will never like it. I don't think HL2 fans watched it, even if they did, they probably watched only the first few minutes and then found a reason not to watch it. That guy just called HL2 a reboot, and that became a valid reason not to watch the video. Awesome.
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I'll just post here from now on.
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I'll just post here from now on.
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Sometimes, I miss Friday prayers. Going to mosques, collecting some Islamic Friday bulletins, listening to sermons (while staying away from drowsiness :P ), all that kind of stuff...
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I'll just post here from now on.
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I'll just post here from now on.
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I'll just post here from now on.