Organic Shelter

An ancient egyptian secret! It depicts the face of eldritch deformed city 17 citizen. It is known to devastate everything on sight. Osiris quickly seizes the scroll and face it towards the beast. The beast ruptures and dies shortly after. As Osiris gazes upon the scroll, he knew what to do. He sends it to Doomguy through means of transportation. Doomguy receives the scroll and uses it against the deformed city 17 citizen. Unknown to Doomguy, the scroll is made by herself as her extension. Doomguy swears, "Curse you Osiris!" What will he do now to defeat the deformed city 17 citizen?

The deformed citizen was incapacitated. The gangsters quickly hide the body. The mighty UwU orb thanks them for their kindness. They continue their perilous journey. Alas, another obstacle appears in front of them. An amish ichtyioid materializes in front of them. Using his mighty hand, the trio cease to move. They try to resist, but it is fruitless. The grand ichtyioid gloats his victory over them.

Deep fried abominations are my breakfast.

As the mighty UwU orb takes them to a safer place, a calamity happens. A deformed City 17 citizen appears in front of them. With her gargantuan head she ought blow them to smithereens. Before she does so, a message appears in front of her reading, "Loading..." The monstrosity freezes in time, unable to move. The UwU orb uses this chance to flee from their demise.

Doomguy on drugs

It is comical and it is good. There is nothing wrong with Doomslayer having a pet rabbit. He always has a pet rabbit since 1993.

Chaingunners. Makes me wonder if racial slurs will offend zombies.