Chip

I think you have something else to add to your achievements page in your about me bio.

Guess who's back, back again
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Hey y'all! I haven't been here in a while! It's nice to come back to 1487 notifications. I saw that some of you were worrying about me, but I'm fine. I just took a break from Doomworld for a while. I played DOOM Zero around Christmas Time, and it was great! Right now I'm back in school, which is the main reason that I left. I won't be posting here often, just stopping in ever so often. I've been messing around with google sites and created a website for the DOOM Comic. My 2nd grade STEM teacher would be so proud. I'll come back again soon. Nice seeing all of your pretty avatars again!

What's this? A new name? I am now Chip! Yay!

damn! I have to wait until 7:15 tonight (New York time zone) to change my name!

Tomorrow you will no longer know me as LiT_gam3r. see you then! :)

You should make your own review thread like Endless or Not Jabba. You really have a lot of great feedback, and I always love reading your posts!

Guess Guitardz didn't like my posts that much. Or, my comic article didn't make him happy enough. ;(

Well, it doesn't really matter. I still have all of you guys!

Woah! Where have you been for 13 years?!

Are you a Nice member because you have 69 posts?

@Linguica I think endless should be a "Wadazine Master" by now. He's amazing enough to earn it!

when you're done with the megawad, create a topic about it on here. It will get a lot of attention. Not a lot of people check the status updates.

Nice custom title! 

My sister just bought a Beatles mask on Etsy, so I decided to check out the website, and there is really cool stuff there! I searched up DOOM, and there are so many cool key-cards, SSGs, Blades, and miniature figures! People are really creative! 

Ruth Bader Ginsburg died today. Rest in peace.

your profile picture reminds me a bit of Detective Comics 1's cover. 

I see Dwight Schrute, I follow.

Oh my god! 20 followers! I haven't even posted anything interesting, and 20 people follow me! You guys are the best!

What's your profile picture of? It's really cool! :D

Sorry that my comments have been a bit rude lately. I haven't had the best week, so I'm sorry. I don't mean to harm anybody. 

Well, I've got to go to bed now! First day of school in months! In NJ, Governor Murphy made it optional for all students to go back to school, and although I felt very urged to go back, I decided to stay home. My teacher is going to put me on a zoom call, so I'll be able to see the whole class. It's nice to have this whole community to talk to over quarantine. I hope I'm still here after it! I think I will be! Thank you all for being so supportive! You're the best!

hey, does anybody have $1,000,000 to spare? 

Seriously? Even if you have $1,000,000, why would want to get 24,400 random films? I've seen like 200 films, and I don't think I have it in me to watch 24,200 more. I think that it is so you could sell each individually, which would probably come out to $5,000,000 (maybe), but still, cmon! Who would have the time to sell each film? Also, who watches disks anymore? Blockbuster went out of business 10 years ago, and all the others went out 20 years ago. Maybe if a huge company like Walmart bought them, it would make sense, but this is insane. 

The average household in america costs $177,000, I believe. Imagine paying the price of 5 and a half homes for some DVDs! With my allowance from my parents, I would need to work for 1000 more years until I could afford this. Netflix has a bigger library, and that's only 10 bucks a month! LoL

the whole thing is hysterical. I hope whoever buys it can afford it. one of the funniest things I've seen on eBay. On top of it, I was searching up the Doom zine from Scuba Steve on there to see if I could find a copy. Instead, this was one of the first suggestions! 

Is anybody else excited about a new megawad? Romero mentioned it in an interview a few weeks ago, and I'm pumped! Can't wait until he releases it! He can't share any more info other than he's doing something for DOOM, but that doesn't change the fact that it's going to be a BADASS WAD!

They're selling postcards of the hanging, they're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors, the circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner, they've got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker, the other is in his pants
And the riot squad they're restless, they need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight, from Desolation Row

Cinderella, she seems so easy, "It takes one to know one, " she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets Bette Davis style
And in comes Romeo, he's moaning. "You Belong to Me I Believe"
And someone says, "You're in the wrong place, my friend, you'd better leave"
And the only sound that's left after the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up on Desolation Row

Now the moon is almost hidden, the stars are beginning to hide
The fortune telling lady has even taken all her things inside
All except for Cain and Abel and the hunchback of Notre Dame

Everybody is making love or else expecting rain
And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing, he's getting ready for the show
He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row

Ophelia, she's 'neath the window for her I feel so afraid
On her twenty-second birthday she already is an old maid
To her, death is quite romantic she wears an iron vest
Her profession's her religion, her sin is her lifelessness
And though her eyes are fixed upon Noah's great rainbow
She spends her time peeking into Desolation Row

Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood with his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago with his friend, a jealous monk
Now he looked so immaculately frightful as he bummed a cigarette
And he when off sniffing drainpipes and reciting the alphabet
You would not think to look at him, but he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin on Desolation Row

Dr. Filth, he keeps his world inside of a leather cup
But all his sexless patients, they're trying to blow it up
Now his nurse, some local loser, she's in charge of the cyanide hole
And she also keeps the cards that read, "Have Mercy on His Soul"
They all play on the penny whistles, you can hear them blow
If you lean your head out far enough from Desolation Row

Across the street they've nailed the curtains, they're getting ready for the feast
The Phantom of the Opera in a perfect image of a priest
They are spoon feeding Casanova to get him to feel more assured
Then they'll kill him with self-confidence after poisoning him with words
And the Phantom's shouting to skinny girls, "Get outta here if you don't know"
Casanova is just being punished for going to Desolation Row"

At midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone that knows more than they do
Then they bring them to the factory where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders and then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles by insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping to Desolation Row

Praise be to Nero's Neptune, the Titanic sails at dawn
Everybody's shouting, "Which side are you on?!"
And Ezra Pound and T.S. Eliot fighting in the captain's tower
While calypso singers laugh at them and fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea where lovely mermaids flow
And nobody has to think too much about Desolation Row

Yes, I received your letter yesterday, about the time the doorknob broke
When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke
All these people that you mention, yes, I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name
Right now, I can't read too good, don't send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them from Desolation Row

oh, hmmm what a strange glitch

best/worst ad in the world. LoL

also, does it think it could fool me with the U.S. Product Testing.com? It is a commercial website. A moron could figure that out. I seriously feel bad for the people that clicked this link. XD