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  1. dose every female doomer on this site use leon_ico.gif at lest once?

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Katarhyne used it for a year or so before she became a he.

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  2. I LOVE MOST OF YOU apparyt from ravage who is an ssbandit

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Heh, a while back I was very drunk (4 beers + fifth of vodka) and while I was reading some thread about how Arioch or Linguica sucked I decided I was going to make a thread in EE about how much everyone takes the mods for granted.

      Dunno what happened to that.

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  3. I deplore this un-Christian filth! To the depths of Hell with ye!

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      heh
      I spent 8 hours watching hentai with a chick yesterday
      otherwise life is pretty bland

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  4. I deplore this un-Christian filth! To the depths of Hell with ye!

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      My average used to be 3-4 times daily back when I was in school and 5-6 times daily when I was out, but for the last two months or so im down to twice a week cause im wrapped around a chick's finger.

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  5. Hey Watson,listen to me careful,listen well,listen good,listen correctly!Listen!
    Let's start from the start:When I was young I wanted to fuck your pet goat.Dumb idea,very unhygenic,got diseases,almost died.Next week I tried stupid idea again,almost got my dick bitten off by goat,this time you caught me in the act.

    I was a sick fag with tiny diseased cock,i admit it!But what kind of gold shitting superman you think you are in your tiny headed brain to do like you did.Going around calling me "goatfucker",telling my parents,friends,teachers I like to fuck goats,telling police so they call me to the station for questioning,painting "goatfucker" on my house and standing outside with big placard on which you've written that I like to fuck goats?!?

    But now,even worse,you upload photos of me fucking your goat onto website and show them to everyone on the Doomworld forums.You seem to follow me to every thread trying to make the reputation of Jonathan as The Biggest Doom Goatfucker in which you claims I like to fuck goats all day long and even pay them for it.

    Here's my question you cuntsucking cock:HOW CAN YOU JUDGE OTHERS SEXUAL PREFERENCE IF YOUVE NOT TRIED IT YOURSELF?MAYBE YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND,GREAT!BUT NOT ALL OF US ARE SO LUCKY AND SOME HAVE TO GET ACTION WHERE WE CAN.IF YOU THINK FUCKING GOATS IS SO BAD WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT YOURSELF AND SEE FOR SURE OR GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY A PROSTITUTE.Not only are you making my life all shitty with relentless goatfucking talk,but have you no concern for life of the goat either?It is now on internet in pornographized photos showing me doing things to it,can you imagine how it feels?do you care!?I think not.I already heard two people saying they liked the look of your goat,if it gets raped by others don't come blaming me because I warned you now.

    Cyb because of you,people believe I am truly a goatfucking idiot,but I think its you who is idiot.

    Thankyou for your time,please please stop in future.

    ~Jonathan~

    P.S.Do you still have the goat?Could I come round and see it some time?Not to fuck it!Honestly.Maybe just kiss it a bit,maybe oral?Well let me know okay.

  6. Any Nominations?
    I'll get the ball rolling:

    Tchort

    For this and this.

    What about you? I want seriously evil people mind you. the kind of persion you’d take to with an assortment of power tools given the chance.

  7. Quote your favorite (obscure ones too) movie quote. Whoever gets it makes the next quote and so on.

    "Well hello Mr. Fancypants. You aren't leading but too things right now. Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

  8. I just realized it's been a month since I left the IRC channel I used to frequent.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      fun fact: tis better to have not seen irc in a month than to not have seen a vagina since <insert birthday here>

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  9. Made that for a friend. Normally I wouldn't have posted this but I just feel like pissing off some certain people. And it's 5:37 AM and I haven't slept yet and I'm going to skip school.

  10. necronomicon_epilogue (6:02:10 PM): erm, hello
    king_man17 (6:02:29 PM): how R u
    king_man17 (6:03:01 PM): name
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:03:14 PM): ...lower your font
    king_man17 (6:04:22 PM): Emil
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:04:28 PM): ...
    king_man17 (6:04:41 PM): 20/m
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:04:50 PM): great for you
    king_man17 (6:04:55 PM): and u
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:05:06 PM): 17/f apparently literate
    king_man17 (6:05:22 PM): opeen cam
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:06:09 PM): how about
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:06:10 PM): no
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:06:11 PM): go away
    king_man17 (6:06:49 PM): why baby
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:06:59 PM): *raises an eyebrow* I'm not your "baby"
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:07:01 PM): I'm Nick's baby
    king_man17 (6:07:03 PM):
    king_man17 (6:07:23 PM): whyyyyy
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:07:28 PM): because
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:07:31 PM): I don't trust strangers
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:07:32 PM): shoo
    king_man17 (6:07:55 PM): ok
    king_man17 (6:08:08 PM): iam sorry
    king_man17 (6:08:30 PM): u R goo
    king_man17 (6:08:36 PM): good
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:08:48 PM): ...I am also attempting to get votes for my pet
    king_man17 (6:09:29 PM): do u forgime now
    king_man17 (6:09:49 PM):
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:11:08 PM): erm, no
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:11:12 PM): lower your font
    king_man17 (6:11:42 PM): do u mind aferind
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:11:56 PM): ...aferind?
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:12:06 PM): and you're suppose to be 20 years old?
    king_man17 (6:12:24 PM): mind
    king_man17 (6:12:58 PM): yes or no
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:13:14 PM): ...I'd rather be left alone to my RPing friends
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:13:18 PM): and away from n00bs
    king_man17 (6:17:26 PM): R u thear
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:17:32 PM): ...
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:17:39 PM): are you literate?
    king_man17 (6:18:12 PM): what u name
    king_man17 (6:18:29 PM): ag
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:18:37 PM): ,,,,
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:18:41 PM): ......*
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:18:43 PM): ag?
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:18:48 PM): my name's Arckra
    king_man17 (6:19:17 PM): frome
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:19:26 PM): frome?
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:19:34 PM): and you're 20? and you cannot even spell "from"
    king_man17 (6:21:05 PM): frome egypt
    king_man17 (6:21:48 PM): Emil
    king_man17 (6:22:14 PM): that name
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:22:23 PM): alrighty, that's great
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:22:26 PM): I'm from Texas
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:22:37 PM): I'm an artist by nature
    king_man17 (6:23:45 PM): oh texas is nice town
    king_man17 (6:24:10 PM): stady what
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:24:46 PM): ...Texas isn't a town
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:24:47 PM): its a state
    necronomicon_epilogue (6:24:51 PM): a very LARGE state
    king_man17 (6:25:22 PM): ok iam sorry
    king_man17 (6:26:20 PM):
    **User king_man17 has been ignored. Ignore count is now 2,000.
    ---
    Yes! I'm back up to 2k people on ignore on just my Necro name. :P Oh and I know the log doesn't show it, but he IMed me first. Cheeta doesn't like to log the first message sent apparently.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      AndrewB said:

      I read your chatlog and saw your tone. There is no _______ way that you are female. I'll take that one to the bank.


      Andrewb knows what he's talking about. He's been pretending to be a girl from texas since nanami joined the forums!

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  11. It's been brought to my attention that there is another Texan female furry on these boards, and she can actually draw.

    Knowing that I lack the abilities to stand up to her in a fair fight, I resign. From this moment on, I am no longer the Texan female furry. I will henceforth be Queen Nanami of Namiland.

    Thank you.

  12. So yesterday I woke up about 10:30 and the day started out normally. I woke up, put on my sandals, walked over to the computer (hereafter known as 'Suzie') and booted up so I could check my emails and see whats going on dwf.
    Computer starts up fine, I check the latest posts in the randomvg thread, add a few of my own, and decide, 'HEY! Lets open Doom Builder!' Fueled by Ola Bjorling and George Romero, I add 2000 sidedefs, mostly curvy shit thanks to DB's great 'curve linedef' feature. Evans City is starting to look more realistic every second. "Hmm," I think, "Let's go into 3D mode and align some of those crazy textures!". Once in 3D mode, I blissfully fly around my map until...

    *CLICK*

    I look over to Suzie, but I can see nothing. The problem is on the inside. Frantic, I get out of 3D mode and try to save, but the computer freezes before my mouse pointer can get over 'File'. I reboot, and the computer boots to the Winxp Welcome screen before it hardlocks again. Crying, I reboot again and I get a horrible message. UNMOUNTABLE BOOT VOLUME in huge capital letters against a BSOD. I reboot again and again and again, trying safe mode, safe mode with networking, safe mode with command promt, everything.
    Blinded in fury, I kill my brother and three homeless people before I come to my senses. I realize there's nothing I can do. So I go downstairs and plop in front of the TV for the first time in a long time.
    Hours later, I realize my brother is unusually quiet in his closet-sized room. Theres no constant Clay Aiken music coming out or fapfapfapfapfap. He's grounded to his room, so he's either sleeping or not there. I enter and find his window open, with a rope made out of bath towels hanging out of the window.

    <arioch> people actually do that?
    <tobester> yep

    I go downstairs and inform dear old Mom.

    <tobe> chris is gone, he escaped from his cell using a rope made from his unwashed jizzcloth.
    <mother> I'll warm up the car, you go get your asskicking boots on.

    We drive and get our buddy Fat Eric, who earned his name from being a 5 foot tall 12 year old 300 pound motivation for birth control. He knows where my brother is, so we get the cavalier into gear and pick him up, where he claims he 'escaped his room to go paint'. We arrive home and find a car parked in our spot, so we park behind it. My sister babysits occasionally, and the mother had come to pick up her child.
    She leaves. My car is not in front of our house.

    <tobe> hey mother, can I move the car forward 20 feet
    <mother> sure
    <tobe> get in the passenger seat, if im going im taking someone with me.

    So we get in and drive the 20 feet. But im not done.

    <tobe> around the block?
    <mother> *sigh* ok. Be careful.

    I drive around the block. I feel like an old person. When I get back onto my street, I nearly take off the driver side mirror of a blazer, but I get back safely.

    And that's the story of the first time I drove my car.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Sephiroth said:

      maybe u should not have used XP. however i do belive NTFS has jurnaling (a way to recover)
      i know ext3 and resier do


      Heh, right after the comp died, my mother yells 'TOBY YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL! ITS CRAIG!'

      I went and answered it, and it turned out to be a guy from irc with the nick iamchrist (she misinterpreted 'christ' as 'craig').

      The first thing he said was 'XP eh? Well just throw in any old debian cd you have lying around and you can probably fix it'

      sadly ive never touched linux, so I don't really have a debian cd handy.

      I'm not really worried a whole lot about stuff I had on the hd. A few weeks ago I went to a lan party and broke XP, instead of formatting and installing a new copy, I just installed a new copy. That way I could throw everything important (c:\doom2\, c:\Toby's Homegrown Midis\, etc.) over onto F:\, my porno drive. I was planning on formatting afterward, but my xp disk is fucked up, so im kinda screwed on that end right now.

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  13. With the help of Dn, and some contributions from Lament and Danarchy, I have added more words to my randomvg script. Here are some of today's generations:

    Hentai Garbage Truck
    Batshit Dragon
    Sim RPG 5
    Revengers Yiff: Nobody Is Toxic
    Neighbourhood Tycoon
    Nazi Oil Refinery
    Midget Eye-Gouging 5
    Virtua Troopers: Useless Lotus
    Nazi Landscaping X2
    Retarded Genital Fencing
    Genital Eating 2000
    All-Star Eye-Gouging 2001
    Low-Budget Outdoor Volleyball 20XX
    Starfox: Hardcore Dimension
    Sonic Turd Orgy
    Outdoor Shopping Carts part III
    Pornographic Trampolining
    Sim Shooter Part Deux
    Nazi Jet-Powered Spewing
    Freeattack: Everybody Dies
    Midget Flying '99
    Mongol Basketball
    Drunk Professional Trampolining 2001
    Killer Revengers Rape: Celebrity Edition
    Jet-Powered Bullbuggering 20X6
    Desert-General: Outside America, Everybody Lives a Care-Free Life

    1. Tobester

      Tobester



      edit: it seems that slipgate has just gone down, try again later :/

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  14. With the help of Dn, and some contributions from Lament and Danarchy, I have added more words to my randomvg script. Here are some of today's generations:

    Hentai Garbage Truck
    Batshit Dragon
    Sim RPG 5
    Revengers Yiff: Nobody Is Toxic
    Neighbourhood Tycoon
    Nazi Oil Refinery
    Midget Eye-Gouging 5
    Virtua Troopers: Useless Lotus
    Nazi Landscaping X2
    Retarded Genital Fencing
    Genital Eating 2000
    All-Star Eye-Gouging 2001
    Low-Budget Outdoor Volleyball 20XX
    Starfox: Hardcore Dimension
    Sonic Turd Orgy
    Outdoor Shopping Carts part III
    Pornographic Trampolining
    Sim Shooter Part Deux
    Nazi Jet-Powered Spewing
    Freeattack: Everybody Dies
    Midget Flying '99
    Mongol Basketball
    Drunk Professional Trampolining 2001
    Killer Revengers Rape: Celebrity Edition
    Jet-Powered Bullbuggering 20X6
    Desert-General: Outside America, Everybody Lives a Care-Free Life

  15. With the help of Dn, and some contributions from Lament and Danarchy, I have added more words to my randomvg script. Here are some of today's generations:

    Hentai Garbage Truck
    Batshit Dragon
    Sim RPG 5
    Revengers Yiff: Nobody Is Toxic
    Neighbourhood Tycoon
    Nazi Oil Refinery
    Midget Eye-Gouging 5
    Virtua Troopers: Useless Lotus
    Nazi Landscaping X2
    Retarded Genital Fencing
    Genital Eating 2000
    All-Star Eye-Gouging 2001
    Low-Budget Outdoor Volleyball 20XX
    Starfox: Hardcore Dimension
    Sonic Turd Orgy
    Outdoor Shopping Carts part III
    Pornographic Trampolining
    Sim Shooter Part Deux
    Nazi Jet-Powered Spewing
    Freeattack: Everybody Dies
    Midget Flying '99
    Mongol Basketball
    Drunk Professional Trampolining 2001
    Killer Revengers Rape: Celebrity Edition
    Jet-Powered Bullbuggering 20X6
    Desert-General: Outside America, Everybody Lives a Care-Free Life

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Gh0sT said:

      whee!! now tobes avitar/sp charecter looks like some guy named Fly, except with red hair.


      wtf?!

      some guy named fly?

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    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Twiztid said:

      I even had dreads...


      dreads are retarded. Unless they are really tentacles meant for raping small japanese schoolgirls.

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  16. yeah yeah yeah, i havent been posting allot since i dont care anymore, ( i still talk to jenblaze ;) ) and now i feel that i have almost reached my peak.

    well, this is how it happened.

    i decided to go with my dad and his friend to an auto auction thinking its gonna be full of shitcars. to my suprise, not that many shitcars, but still. so i see a red nissan stanza, but it was a pos, so we kept lookin, and low and behold, i see the majesty of a superb looking rx7. the outside is superb ( accept the stupid black plastic fading. everything works, and i tell my dad this is the car. so we wait a shitload, and the car finally goes up. 900. 1000???? 1000???? sorry, 950? SOLD!!! i couldnt believe that i got that shit. it has 177k miles on it and the whole cars is in perfect runing order. other than the minor crap breakin ( plastic interior ( minor) and the seat having a rip the size of texas in it, i love it. i love it. so , if you dont see me a whole lot anymore, its cus i am out racing it in the scca tournaments.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Bloodshedder said:

      Doesn't anyone else have real pictures of their car?


      My car is going to be driven home today, I'll probably take shitty pictures once it arrives.

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    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Twiztid said:

      If you didn't want your hair cut then why did you get it cut then?


      <people> tobe cut your hair
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  17. My Precious

    Those on IRC know about how i'm getting this. It cost me $20 CAN, and that covers the S&H. It should arrive on Monday the 8th.

    Chocolate Velamints are instantly refreshing. I stole a box from my sister, and I keep forgetting I have it.

    Can someone explain to me this story/significance of this whole Superpants craze to me? It appears I missed out on it.

    She has a BF.

    Congrats to Peter Jackson and co. for winning 11 academy awards (we all know those things are rigged). The beginning shmeil with Billy Crystal superimposed into a number of popular movies from the last year was amusing. If you missed it... heh. I bet they bribed Michael Moore with a cheeseburger to do that camieo :S

    no offence, Mr. Moore

    Going offline for March. See you April.

  18. yeah yeah yeah, i havent been posting allot since i dont care anymore, ( i still talk to jenblaze ;) ) and now i feel that i have almost reached my peak.

    well, this is how it happened.

    i decided to go with my dad and his friend to an auto auction thinking its gonna be full of shitcars. to my suprise, not that many shitcars, but still. so i see a red nissan stanza, but it was a pos, so we kept lookin, and low and behold, i see the majesty of a superb looking rx7. the outside is superb ( accept the stupid black plastic fading. everything works, and i tell my dad this is the car. so we wait a shitload, and the car finally goes up. 900. 1000???? 1000???? sorry, 950? SOLD!!! i couldnt believe that i got that shit. it has 177k miles on it and the whole cars is in perfect runing order. other than the minor crap breakin ( plastic interior ( minor) and the seat having a rip the size of texas in it, i love it. i love it. so , if you dont see me a whole lot anymore, its cus i am out racing it in the scca tournaments.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I spent the last two days with some mexicans fixing my car. I actually got a sunburn :/
      But now I almost have a sweet ride, 1992 Chevy Cavalier

      heres a pic of a similar car

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