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    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Mr. Chris said:

      Newsday picture


      I was bored and envisioned a different topic. So I went and PSP'd it up tobester.com/images/gaycowboys.jpg]here.

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    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      some fag said:

      some shit about nanami selling out that no one cares about


      No offense to Nanami or anything, but this blog is about ME and MY HAIR.

      MY FRO WAS MY FUCKING LIFE

      LOSING IT WAS LIKE LOSING SOMETHING EXTREMELY VALUABLE AND IRREPLACEABLE

      LIKE TESICLES OR PEPSI OR BROADBAND INTERNET


      you selfish bastards.

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    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Gh0sT said:

      frizzy-afro vs. Jarhead look....
      hmmmm.
      i like the jarhead look


      I like your mom

      my fro rocked

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  1. My ideal guitar is based on a nember of designs and models of guitars i've played.

    -Fender Stratocaster neck, rosewood fretboard. cannot be substituted.

    -Double cut. (gibson SG)

    -Heavy, like a Les Paul.

    -neck pickup must be a Gibson P-90 soapbar pickup.

    -Floyd Rose tremlo.

    -Ernie Ball Skinny top/Heavy bottom strings.

    -Dunlop Tortex .60 picks

    just MHO. Feel free to post you own prefrences.

  2. I don't know if it's the stress, the cigarettes, the drugs, lack or sleep or excessive amount of nutty bars, but I thought a thought, and after considering that thought for a while decided that if I thought about it too hard bad things would come of it. So I thought about it for a little while longer, collected which thoughts were important, and completely disreguarded it until today.

    I've also been reading an insane amount of Douglas Adams the last few days.

    I was considering the phrase "You smoke like a chimney!" because it's a phrase I hear often and one which is commonly used and not ment to be taken literally. Well, I thought about it in a literal context, and realized it's utter rubbish.

    Simply put, a chimney does not smoke. A chimney is merely a passageway for controlling the direction smoke travels. The only thing smoking are the burning logs.

    So, with that in mind, I question this: "How does one smoke like a chimney if a chimney does not smoke?" After all, the only thing smoking is the burning tobacco at the end of the cigarette, and one can only smoke if they are set ablaze, which is usually not desired by most people.

    So, in order to prevent my simple mind from collapsing in on itself, I came up with this perfectly logical and politically correct phrase:

    "You use your respiratory system as a passageway for controlling the directional travel of smoke like a chimney."

    Once you've finished marvaling at my ignorance, post some phrases or terms you find to be ignorant, pointless, or rather odd if taken literally.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Uhm, shouldn't this be in blogs?

      In a slightly related note, I've always wondered how the phrase 'shit-eating grin' came about.

      If I was eating shit I wouldn't be grinning.

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  3. At 2:15pm yesterday, Fear Factory announced that they would be at the Indie Temple in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley from 8pm till 10pm that night. Whilst there, they would be mingling with the crowd and playing their new album. Word spread rather quickly. At 2:30pm, an email got sent around to the metal group at work about it. It's not a good idea to wear open topped shoes and shorts to work when one of the best metal bands out there announce something like that, so I had to race home to get clothes and my CDs. I got back in to the Valley by 6:30 and was in the Indy Temple at around 7pm. It started out pretty empty, but by 8pm, there was more people at the Indie temple than is normally there after 11 on a Saturday night.

    It was pretty easy to tell when Fear Factory had arrived - there were flashes going off at the back of the room. After waiting for the initial rush to die down (and hearing that they had pens on them - what a dirty lie that ended out to be), we grabbed our copies of Obsolete and set off to meet the band members.

    For those unfamiliar with who's in Fear Factory these days after the break up ordeal of a few years ago, here's a brief history: Burton left the band citing creative differences; a few months later Dino left the band and Burton came back; to replace Dino they snagged Byron from Strapping Young Lad (which coincidentally makes an interesting triangle - Rhys Fulber produced three of Fear Factory's albums, Devin Townsend provided guitars for two Front Line Assembly albums, and Byron is from Strapping Young Lad).

    First up was Burton. He's rather approachable and at the start of the night was almost approaching people that was near him. He was more than happy to sign our CDs (after we snagged a pen off someone) and take photos with us. Scott did the unthinkable and asked him if the new Fear Factory album is better than the new Metallica album. Burton tried to take the question seriously and said that the album is some of the best stuff they've ever done. That's Scott for you though.

    Next up was Raymond. He was easilly the most approachable of the lot, and what I gathered of his personality I liked him the best out of all the band members. He was alot more talkative than the other guys and even helped us both try to find a pen and find Christian after we'd finished. I mentioned to him what Burton said about the new album and he took an objective look at it. He said it's good but I got the impression that it's not the best album they've done.

    After photos with Raymond, we went to see Christian. He was half smashed and still drinking, so he was pretty much only in the mood for drinks, pictures, and signings. We did ask him what he thought of the new album, and he said that it's going to have some awesome cover art. We held up our Obsolete CDs and asked if it was going to be better than that, and he responded with it was going to be better than Demanufacture.

    Before we went to see Byron, Burton got on the mic and told us that the footage being filmed by all the cameras going around would be on a DVD accompanying the new CD. He then introduced the new album and put the CD on over the speakers. No live performance unfortunately.

    We finally got around to seeing Byron. He was somewhat out of it. He wasn't all that talkative. I asked him what it was like being in two awesome metal bands, and he gave a short answer something along the lines of "it's good." We got our CDs signed (I forgot to grab my SYL CDs so I missed out there) and took one photo before the camera ran out of memory. I'm only half in the photo with Byron. The images were resized in the camera afterwards and thus averted the camera crisis.

    With a fully signed CD from the Fear Factory lineup of 2004, I decided to pay full attention to the CD. Holy shit. This is definately going to be one of THE metal CDs of the year. I can't wait until April for it's release now. I went up to Burton and quizzed him about the lack of synth in the songs. He said it is in there. I got confirmation that Rhys didn't produce the new album. Never fear though, this album is still good without the synth. I'll review it in full once I get the album.

    StaticX were also wandering around (Fear Factory, StaticX and Korn are playing tonight at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre, but I had no money to buy tickets so I won't be going to it). I didn't care enough to get photos taken with them, but James got some.

    Eventually the night ended with James on camera being asked by Burton what was the first thing that came to mind in regards to the new album. James said "awesome" and I yelled out "holy shit!"

    Every time Fear Factory come out, I'm always broke and can never afford to see them live. I've got one better than seeing them live now though - I've met them. Thank fuck Fear Factory are back and creating good new metal.

    Photos to come once I find some space online to stick them.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Awesome. I didn't really get into fear factory until after they broke up, so i was glad when I heard that some incarnation of them was back together.

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  4. WOO A REASON TO WATCH WRESTLING

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Ralphis said:

      Dear Tobester,

      I am gay and I want to get a hold of your fat ass.

      [/b]

      you and 3 other people.

      PS. Is your asshair red too?


      no.

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  5. IMJack on Radio UTD, tonight from 10pm to Midnight, Central Time.

    http://radio.utdallas.edu/

    Punk rock and then some.

  6. So, what's your favorite cereal? I'd have to say mine is either honey nut O's or Fruity Pebbles.

  7. WOO A REASON TO WATCH WRESTLING

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      DOOM Anomaly said:

      , there were a lot more people on the screen that were fully dressed, so it outruled that. :D


      You mean the audience?

      Just cause you watch half nude sweaty men rassle each other with OTHER males doesn't mean you can not be gay :P

      Hell, I think it makes you more gay.

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  8. WOO A REASON TO WATCH WRESTLING

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Ralphis said:

      So is every other show on TV. It's called entertainment.


      hahaha you consider watch men in tights 'entertainment'

      In other words: Heh... faggot.

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  9. We have all seen the retarded shit that ends up in Post Hell, but what does it take to become a SomethingAwful, Weekend Web post?

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Hyena said:

      But the remaining half cause me to laugh uncontrollably.


      Yeah, I suppose it's the same way for me too, but the good ones are becoming a minority.

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  10. Ok, I'm working on a doom mod, and I'm kinda stumped. Which do you think are better? Red or forest:

    http://www.freewebs.com/ravagedw2/temp/DOOM0006.gif
    http://www.freewebs.com/ravagedw2/temp/DOOM0007.gif
    http://www.freewebs.com/ravagedw2/temp/DOOM0008.gif

    If you can guess which Apogee game I got the textures for the bottom pics you get a cookie.

    Drag and drop, freewebs fails it too.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I've got an old game on an old dos shareware cd, called 'Shadowcaster' or something similar. Is that it?

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  11. We have all seen the retarded shit that ends up in Post Hell, but what does it take to become a SomethingAwful, Weekend Web post?

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Goat said:

      what happened to him?????


      dunno

      havent seen him in a while, seems to be awol

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  12. I’m giving head but the smeg is all lathering
    I lick the pole; I lick the long sausage javelin
    You cut a fart and the fart smells good
    Take off your fucking clothes and let’s get nude

    I suck your dong, run my teeth along your cavities
    Your gonna cum, gonna spurt it off inside of me
    Tear off your pants, roll my tongue down your thighs
    Give me your sticky goo, I’ll suck you dry!

    Give your man goo
    Give your man goo
    Give your man goo
    GIVE YOUR MAN GOO!

    I love the uncut cock, your uncut cock, your uncut cock!
    I love the uncut cock, your uncut cock, your uncut cock!

    I suck so hard, yes I’m sucking for my salty prize!
    I’m not a poof but I can’t resist uncircumcised!
    PENIS! So big and so hard!
    (I’m out of Vaseline, so let’s use lard)
    My God, I want to come inside of you
    Condoms and lubricants and handcuffs too!
    Arsehole is ready to be sodomized
    Every little prick is ecstasy.

    This is not lube
    Used the wrong tube
    Now I can’t move
    BOSTICK SUPERGLUE!

    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!
    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!

    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!
    I’ve glued your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut! Your arsehole shut!

    (Take me. With you)
    (Take me. With you)

    Superglue… I’ve glued your catflap to my cock
    Superglue… let’s go down to casualty together…

    (Take me. With you)

    *repeat, fade out*

    - - - - - - - -

    Roll right up!
    Brake!
    Push!
    Crawl right up on your knees!
    Wheeze!
    Fleas!
    Disease! (ensure wheelchairs are properly parked)

    You’ll feel a little prick
    And that’s the end of it
    No more offending it
    Euthanasia! For all that come round
    You retards make me sick
    One jab, it’s over quick
    Bucket for final kick
    Euthanasia! For all that come round

    All the tards are all lined up
    Wheelchairs, pensioners, gammy fucks
    Iron lung, let’s pull the plug

    Doesn’t that make you feel better?

    Shove it up inside!
    Surprise!
    Die!
    Give tards all the blessed relief!
    Tire!
    Expire!
    Pyre! (let’s put these fuckers six foot deep)

    Roulette, let’s try your luck
    Six chambers, all filled up
    BANG BANG your time is up
    Euthanasia! For all that come round!
    Your sins are all absolved
    Six stories – Fatal fall
    Six pills and problem solved
    Euthanasia! For all that come round!

    All the tards are all lined up
    Mongols, spastics, brain-dead fucks
    Iron lung, let’s pull the plug

    Now, doesn’t that make you feel better?

    *audience storm stage, beat darknation senseless with their zimmers, end of show*

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Lyrics are overrated.

      If it doesnt have a badass guitar riff, i'm not interested.

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  13. We have all seen the retarded shit that ends up in Post Hell, but what does it take to become a SomethingAwful, Weekend Web post?

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Janderson said:

      We have all seen the retarded shit that ends up in Post Hell, but what does it take to become a SomethingAwful, Weekend Web post?


      who cares

      sa hasn't been funny since jeffk

      allthough the occasional photoshop phriday is decent

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  14. Ya know...

    So anyway, the new .7 patch for Desert Combat was released last night. I found out today and figured, "hot damn, i'd better get that shit". Fileplanet is obviously full. I'm not gonna wait 260 minutes waiting in line. The thing is, is that fileplanet really isn't THAT bad aside from some broken links for a few files and the waiting BS. But at least you can find what you're looking for reasonably fast.

    This forces one to look elsewhere. I've been searching for over an hour trying to find a download. I mean WTF...how hard it is to for a site to host the file? If you can't, then you shouldn't be running a goddamn site claiming to have downloads. Every site is the same, a runaround...why do these sites exist? they serve no purpose.

    take megagames.com....lets search for dc .7
    -front page
    -patches page
    -desert combat .7 readme info
    -download oh what? yeah mirrors to fileplanet and 3ddownloads.
    the sites that do have it generaly have another 3 pages...of downloads. It's like you click on [download] and you cross your fingers hoping the save file box pops up...damn foiled again...another page

    Right now I am downloading it at a steady 9.5 kb/s...slow...yay. I don't know from where though, i forget.
    The whole thing still pisses me off however.

    /stoned rant

  15. http://nxn.mancubus.net/shit/mines.png

    I did win it, 214 seconds, so try and beat it if you're bored. Or show off any high score you want to pimp.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I'd say my highest score would be the time that I won a tag team match against Stalin, Mr. T, and Richard Simmons for the title of Grand Piemaster. It was a tough battle, my teammates Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Captain America both having their necks broken in the first round leaving me alone, but I toughed it out for 13 more rounds before being crowned Distubed Chickenshit Dictator of Wisconsin.

      But in the excitement I forgot to take screenshots of it, so heres a screenshot of the time I played ET for five hours straight and got to the highest ranking.

      http://www.tobester.com/images/1337.jpg

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  16. Probably not many of you care, but I'm missing three comics from Nami Comix. I had them on MancuNET (which crashed) and am now missing 9 - 11.

    The filenames should start with "heh0", and would be heh009, heh010, and heh011 respectively. If you can, please check to see if you have any of these files. I'd greatly appreciate it if anyone could find any of these for me.

    Thanks.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Ichor said:

      Oh, and definitely new Green Pile as well.


      I second that emotion!

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  17. There has been some accusations floating about, and people are wondering. Well, yes, they are true. I'm sick of living a stupid lie I came up with when I was a 14 year old ICP kiddy. I'm glad I finally get to tell the truth so I can be the real me. I'm about 5 feet 7 inches tall and around 196 pounds. Yes, I really do smoke cigarettes and weed and drink on occasion. I'm not really a sexaholic, I've only been with 7 different girls and I'm not proud of 2 of those relationships. Now that the truth has come out, I just hope you can forgive me. Unlike my "life", my personality is quite real, but some of the worse parts are a little bit of my own design :-/

    It was hard to start this, but now that it's over, I feel a lot better, even though this may make some of you hate me :-/

    (I'll post a picture when my brother gets back.)

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I'm somewhere between 5'7 and 6'0, depending on what stores ive been to that day.

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  18. Probably not many of you care, but I'm missing three comics from Nami Comix. I had them on MancuNET (which crashed) and am now missing 9 - 11.

    The filenames should start with "heh0", and would be heh009, heh010, and heh011 respectively. If you can, please check to see if you have any of these files. I'd greatly appreciate it if anyone could find any of these for me.

    Thanks.

  19. There has been some accusations floating about, and people are wondering. Well, yes, they are true. I'm sick of living a stupid lie I came up with when I was a 14 year old ICP kiddy. I'm glad I finally get to tell the truth so I can be the real me. I'm about 5 feet 7 inches tall and around 196 pounds. Yes, I really do smoke cigarettes and weed and drink on occasion. I'm not really a sexaholic, I've only been with 7 different girls and I'm not proud of 2 of those relationships. Now that the truth has come out, I just hope you can forgive me. Unlike my "life", my personality is quite real, but some of the worse parts are a little bit of my own design :-/

    It was hard to start this, but now that it's over, I feel a lot better, even though this may make some of you hate me :-/

    (I'll post a picture when my brother gets back.)

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      BBG: If it matters at all, this doesnt change how I feel about you.

      Yer still the same 14 year old icp kiddy you always were.

      Actually, I don't see what you're trying to confess. I thought everything in that confession was what you were trying to prove in the first place.

      Or something :)

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