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  1. Almost. This one's a nude pic of a character of mine (see my previous art threads). This pic's a combination of marker pens and photoshop techniques. The use of colours and light in this pic again creates a rather sexy image. The intention was indeed to create something moody and dreamy. Mind you, i was listening to the track "wheels" from unreal tournament when creating this picture. Here we go

    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4779071/
    and the original
    http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4779100/

    Something tells me i should have done the lines of this pic in black, as i would stand out more in that way. Haven't received any criticism in that aspect.

    BTW if it means anything, the next similar pic to this won't have the arms in the way, so you'll see the breasts in full awe. Just thought i'd say that.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      all of these gifs that claim to be 'seizure inducing' aren't.

      At least, I'm an epileptic and they've never made me start convulsing.

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  2. Youve seen the 1001 threads before.
    Now its the 1001 Doom Catch phrases.
    Ill start off.
    1.I bet you a Frag!
    2.Good lord what kind of mapping level are you on,i can hardly read this!

    Next please.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and DEAD!

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  3. If you haven't noticed yet, http://goatse.cx is down, apparently shut down by the people who run .cx. This isn't a trick to make people go see the gaping asshole that has plagued us for the last three or four years. This is a time which will live in infamy forever. Tomorrow I will mourn and have a candlelight vigil, and wear a black armband and all that shit.

    In protest, someone has created this (I can't remember who sent it to me):

    http://www.petitiononline.com/Goatse/petition.html

    Sign the petition so that one day we may again break the internet hymen of some newb!

    Mods: I'm hoping that the combination of goatse being down and this being a blog will not result in this being ph'd. I've never posted a blog before so I dunno the exact rules.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      GooberMan said:

      I get a "Page cannot be found" error now... anyone else getting that?


      That is all I get, except for one time that I received the 'This site has been shut down' page.

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  4. i know zdoom can support mp3 music

    i found cool mp3 music that i would love to put in my tc

    the problem is that most mus editors are based on vanilla doom therefore it only will support midi files

    which brings me to this question, how do i put mp3's in to doom?

  5. Heh, this conversation came up in a channel on IRC, and since nobody posted it, I guess I will.

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    If I was to say, I'd just be an ordinary everyday housecat.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      that won't stop me

      im the kenny of the doom community dammit

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  6. Heh, this conversation came up in a channel on IRC, and since nobody posted it, I guess I will.

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    If I was to say, I'd just be an ordinary everyday housecat.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I'm not the one wearing a brakfish costume you furvert!

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  7. I have to say, I really love the big butts. No lie. The other brothers didn't deny it.

  8. Heh, this conversation came up in a channel on IRC, and since nobody posted it, I guess I will.

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    If I was to say, I'd just be an ordinary everyday housecat.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I refuse to answer on ground that you're all a bunch of furries!

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  9. I'm at work right now (in an office) and I just got a massive papercut between my left index and middle fingers while shuffling a stack of papers. And man, does it hurt. The gash is about a quarter of an inch deep. I think I can see the bone.

  10. I'm using mIRC, but when I join #zdoom, I become the Op, and no-one else is there. That doesn't make sense. Do I have to connect to a different server? [/n00b]

  11. Somebody uses the name InsertWackyNameHere and it's not me :-( How the hell is that possible? I didn't think anyone would think up that name. I could possibly see and insertfunnynamehere or something, but they even have the same adjective.

  12. OMG:



    Which one is Sarge Baldy?

    And which one is Chuck Pahlalhhnhiahkhnik?

  13. It's well known that I smoke weed, but I haven't really gotten to know the other DW stoners, so, here's a poll for you...

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      I voted wrong by accident.

      To me, nothing can really beat a gutted 2-liter bottle.

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  14. what the fukin hell is christmas? is it a mass of christs, knowing how you pronounce it, (chr-eye-st m-a-ss) or am I wrong.... tell me what it is please.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Christmas is when the bastardization of a once-cherished holiday comes to a head and the corporate run of america is revealed.

      Or something.

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  15. Is it just me or have all the interesting members suddenly disappear? The new threads aren't anywhere near the quality of the old ones...

    =(

  16. http://jack.keenspace.com/
    In today's comic, there is a BFG.


    To explain: Jack is a furry comic about the afterlife, mostly about hell (since the title character is the reaper). Right now, the current stories are explain Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven. One of the main characters is in heaven and is watching these guys playing war like they would a video game. Anyway, they refrence Army Of Darkness, Doom, Command And Conquer, Aliens, ect. so... it's also a good comic all together to read, from the begining to the end. Especialy if you're into Clive Barker and Nine Inch Nails.

    Just thought you guys would love to see a dog blow up a castle with a BFG and see Toad from Super Mario.

  17. Ok ok, this isn't going to become a common thing here, but it just so happened that I too have entered a contest, with PRIZES hehe.

    I'd greatly appreciate it if you guys would go HERE and vote for "Heresy", the card I've made that's winning at the moment. Yes, you do have to register, no you won't get any spam from the site, and it only takes a mere couple of minutes to do.

    If I win I get some kickass Magic cards that I probably wouldn't beable to get a hold of otherwise. So help me out guys!!!

    And if you want to see it first, here it is:



    And yes I would do the same thing for most of you, as a few mesely minutes mean nothing to me.

  18. Well, I TRIED to sleep all day today, but the world wouldn't leave me alone.

    When I woke up an hour or so ago, I couldn't get back to sleep. There's some really annoying "ping" sound that is driving me insane. It sounds like water hitting against a pan over and over and over again, but I can't find out where it's coming from. It sounds like it's coming from outside but all the usual sounds outside drown it out unless I'm in my room. So now, I can't get to sleep.

    Not that I could even if I wanted to, because my mother just called to say she's coming to spend the day with me. Hooray... For those of you who don't know my mom, she got permission from her officer to come down here because she's on probation from a DWI. Not to mention she's in her late 40s, acts like a 15 year old, smokes, drinks, smokes marijuana, and snorts coke. I moved away from home because of her, and she calls and says she's already on her way, so I can't say "Um, I'm busy this weekend..."

    Shortly after my mom calls, my dad calls. How he got my number I don't know. He says he misses me and wants to hang out sometime, maybe next weekend, and to call him. That's great! My dad only hasn't called me in... I guess a year or so. And probably three years before that. He's a drunk-ass alcoholic in his 50s who just had a kid with his new girlfriend. And, on top of that, even though I'm a girl he LOVES to take me fishing. I guess his old girlfriends always loved fishing... and beer guzzling.

    It's just one of those days... Share your horrible experiences with the rest of us. At least you can get it off your chest, I suppose.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      heh

      I only own a pair of shoes, a pair of boots, and sandals.

      The shoes are almost dead. I use to wear boots all the time, stopped during the whole expulsion incident. Got a new pair a few months ago. Going to have to wear them soon.

      The sandals I got when I had surgery on my toe. shoes simply werent an option.

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  19. Well, I TRIED to sleep all day today, but the world wouldn't leave me alone.

    When I woke up an hour or so ago, I couldn't get back to sleep. There's some really annoying "ping" sound that is driving me insane. It sounds like water hitting against a pan over and over and over again, but I can't find out where it's coming from. It sounds like it's coming from outside but all the usual sounds outside drown it out unless I'm in my room. So now, I can't get to sleep.

    Not that I could even if I wanted to, because my mother just called to say she's coming to spend the day with me. Hooray... For those of you who don't know my mom, she got permission from her officer to come down here because she's on probation from a DWI. Not to mention she's in her late 40s, acts like a 15 year old, smokes, drinks, smokes marijuana, and snorts coke. I moved away from home because of her, and she calls and says she's already on her way, so I can't say "Um, I'm busy this weekend..."

    Shortly after my mom calls, my dad calls. How he got my number I don't know. He says he misses me and wants to hang out sometime, maybe next weekend, and to call him. That's great! My dad only hasn't called me in... I guess a year or so. And probably three years before that. He's a drunk-ass alcoholic in his 50s who just had a kid with his new girlfriend. And, on top of that, even though I'm a girl he LOVES to take me fishing. I guess his old girlfriends always loved fishing... and beer guzzling.

    It's just one of those days... Share your horrible experiences with the rest of us. At least you can get it off your chest, I suppose.

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Nanami said:

      And, on top of that, even though I'm a girl he LOVES to take me fishing.


      Heh, just cause your a girl doesn't mean you cant go fishing.

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  20. It's at #vg-trivia on irc.gamesnet.com . I need about 10,000 questions. Hope you guys can help out. Email them in a text file to dzcarroll@hotmail.com . Gotta be in this format.

    The best FPS ever is*DOOM

    You gotta put a star(SHIFT+8) between the question and the answer.You don't have to use punctialization, it's automatic. Well hope you guys can help, IRC needs a good video game trivia channel.

  21. Tonight was a really fucking awesome night.

    I went to this local nu-metal show, which was basically a "battle of the bands" thing out in the park. While I'm not a big fan of nu-metal, a friend's band (and the bands of some other people I knew) was playing so I showed up to support them. I'm glad I did, too, because it gave me a chance to support the scene. I realized that just like the old scene, whether the music was played by talented musicians or not didn't matter. It was about the people, everybody having fun... it's just that the kids these days don't really like good music as much. ^_^

    And the real high point of the night: I met a girl and I am very interested. She seems open to possibilities as well. It started out... I was at the show trying to get some, basically. I got flashed some, got to grope some chick, hit on a crapload of 'em... nothing worked out there, thankfully, because if it had I might not have been in the right place at the right time. I gave up hunting in the area I was at to walk off and hang out with my friend Michelle. We ran into a group of her friends and she introduced me. Well, naturally, a few of them were female and very hot, so I went back to flirting a bit, although discretely and uh, kind of in a weird way. Uh, ignore that "discretely" part too, that was hardly a consistant thing.

    She leaned on Michelle's shoulder and Michelle was like "Oh, this is my wife." I said "Oh... well, this certainly does not bode well for me." We were all joking around and somehow I got to the topic of groping people... I asked her if I could grope her, haha, I don't know how the hell that actually worked... she said yes, and I was like "No shit? Seriously?" Well, no objections came up... my hand went up her shirt and exploring. Yeow.

    At some point she mentioned being cold. I offered to let her warm her hands up on my body. She put them on my chest, I mentioned that I enjoyed it... a minute or so after she took them off I turned and offered her my ass to warm her hands on, heh. She accepted! Soon after that I more seriously offered to let her warm her hands in the sleeves of my jacket. I ended up holding her hands in my sleeves there... fuck, that was so nice... I figured she could get more warmth from me if she put her hands further up my arm, so I suggested it and she did... At some point somebody asked her for the time and she had to take her arms out to check her watch. Aww... wish we could have just stayed like that... Finally, once my brain started getting circulation again, I realized how cold it was and passed my jacket to her to wear. I wish I hadn't been so slow about that, however it was nice just being able to touch her... I began to notice things about her like the way she laughed and moved around, even some more abstract stuff like just the energy that seemed to be beaming out of her. Suddenly it wasn't my libido urging me to maintain contact with her anymore.

    Later on I saw her and this other guy acting a little close. I was feeling really disappointed about that, but wanted to get all the facts before I gave up. I asked Michelle (pretended I needed her to show me where the payphone was, even though I didn't need to make a call) if she knew whether she was with that guy or not, but she didn't know... I had to wait for him to leave so I could ask her myself. She said no, but a friend was trying to fix them up. I was so happy to hear that that I was like "Oh, hey, uh... just one more question... can I kiss you?" She got a little shy at that... giggled, pushed the hair out of her face, and said "I don't know." I mean, not a "you decide" sort of "I don't know," but a serious uncertain sort of... you know. I figure it's a good sign, though, because if the answer is really "Eww, hell no!" then she wouldn't be shy about it. I mean, she'd only be shy if there was something to be shy about, you see... I told her that I "will probably be bugging the hell out of [her] about that". She smiled, and that was definitely a good sign.

    I got her number and gave her my e-mail address (shortage of paper and things were feeling a little rushed because her and a group of friends were headed off to drink and watch movies -- I so wanted to go but transportation arrangements would not allow). I can't wait for tomorrow when I'm gonna call her. I don't know if I'll even be able to sleep. I might be like a kid on Christmas Eve, watching the clock, impatient for the morning...

    12 hours to go. That's some sleep to wait through and then a church service to be dragged to by my family... nothing I'm not used to, but I imagine I'll look even less like I'm paying attention than usual.

    Wish me luck for tomorrow. I really want things to go right...

  22. ive noticed some of the staffers making short posts like this with no punctuation or capitalization and sometimes not very good grammar or run-on sentences and stuff like this its really kind of out of character and i was wondering why they suddenly stopped caring

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      People who use correct grammar and punctuation are actually AndrewB trying to pretend he is a woman named Nanami.

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  23. well i reinstalled RTCW in linux today and nothing works!

    i first run it and get this error
    1609 files in pk3 files
    ----- CL_Shutdown -----
    -----------------------
    ----- CL_Shutdown -----
    -----------------------
    Sys_Error: Couldn't load default.cfg

    never before has it done that. i did what has work 100 time before.
    install game with executable then place pak files in the main directory

    so ok, i make a blank default.cfg file so it will run. movie is perfect but no graphics after that. not even text in console.
    what in the holy fuck is with RTCW i linux?

    all drivers and such are perfect, all other games run fine includeing enemy territory

    last time an issue was that some graphics where removed and i found it was due to the RTCWkey file, i deleted it and all was perfect.

    this time i went thru and didnt see it, i even added it. no effect

    what the hell is it doing. and how do i fix it. i am useing latest version. if need be where can i download this default.cfg file. its not on the RTCW disk

    1. Tobester

      Tobester

      Mein erhaltenes manmeat haftete in einem Bilderrahmen heute, und ich tadele Sie.

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  24. at bestbuy there is a safty poster. however it forms a curious acronym and nobdy caught this until last night

    Face that ladder
    Use the right tool
    Careful up there
    Keep it clean

    Look forward when u lift.

    ironicly the guy who noticed this was named larry. so its now FUCK L

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