Sir Blastalot
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Friday, October 31st, 2003.
No, Im not going to say anything about Halloween. And, no, my dear friends that live under a rock, Im not talking about the 5/6 Halloween movies. Im talking about the DAY Halloween. Got it?
Yeah, anyway, Im kicking myself in the ass. Literally. I got a big red spot---wait, you didnt need to know...*kicks himself in the ass agian*
Alllllllllrighty...well, today was a pretty good day actually, but there is a quite simple reason for me kicking myself in the ass. Im 15 and it's almost the end of the 1st Semester and I HAVE NO G/F!!! WHY DID GOD GIVE ME AN INTELLEGENT BRAIN WITH NO CHARM!!!! WHY COULDNT I JUST HAVE BOTH??!!
Yeah yeah, I sound like a dork. Guess what? I AM ONE!
So, take my advice: cherish your girlfriend/boyfriend. There are people out there who aren't as fortunate...or maybe just not that lucky...But, Im not one of them, so what do I have to worry about?:(- Show previous comments 6 more
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Meh. I'm almost 20 and I've never had a girlfriend. The closest I've been to a girl is just some minor touching, and not really in a sexual way. Um yeah. Of course there are several reasons for me not having a girlfriend.
For one, I'm too selective. I've even been asked out before, but turned it down because I didn't know the girl well enough. I've only known four girls in my life that I'd seriously consider ever dating. Probably has to do with my raging egotism.
Secondly, there is of course the pshysical aspect. I've been called cute by at least one girl (and a guy), but I've been overweight my entire life and thats not good. Also, in the past I was a little lax on my hygeine. Personaly, I think I'm fairly attractive (or is that my ego again?), but physical standards are high these days.
Third, I'm too nice. Despite what the movies tell you, girls don't want to date nice guys. As someone (Bloodshedder I think) said in a previous post, they see it as a weakness. It could be because of a Freudian concept of their fathers being cruel to them (as they often are in this male-driven society) and them looking for an equitable father-figure, or it could be because of a primal instict to find a protector. Or it could be something else entirely. Sure, guys like us make great friends but they dont want us as boyfriends.
Next, I'm too much of a free spirit, a loner, an...egotist. Yes, god damn it! If there is one trait about myself that I could change, it would be my ego. I always want to do my own thing and I suppose this ties in with the rest of the stuff.
Lastly, whenever I do form a close relationship to a girl, I end up trashing it by doing all the wrong stuff. In fact, three of the four afformentioned girls are no longer my friends. Perhaps you'd call this being a nerd or something. Perhaps its called being a horrible friend. I don't know. When it comes to intimate social situations I'm an idiot.
But ah well. I meant to write a bit of advice, but instead turned this into a rant about me and myself. Damn this arrogance. But perhaps you can shift through the crap of this post and pick out corn kernals of wisdom. Really, just listen to what Dunbar said. Do what you can, what you want, what you must. Worry about sex and drugs when you get older. -
I wouldn't say don't bother with a girlfriend/boyfriend. I think there is a hell of a lot to learn from relationships (unfortunately a large amount of this usually comes at the breakdown), and a lot of experience to be gained. Just because most relationships end doesn't make the experience they provide any less genuine - it's best to have experience both sides of most things in life. But I do think it's useless to just throw yourself into a relationship for the sake of it.
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Hello all! It's Veterans Day! I know I should be running around doing abunch of wacky shit, or just sit here in some teenager-sized military uniform, but Im sitting on my ass at the computer.
Anyway, I havent made a blog or informed you of anything new happening, and I figured that since the blog is here im gonna use it for what it is. Here's the general summery of what's been going on:
Well, Im apparently, ahm, gaining some mojo (or im just becoming more interesting). There are a few girls who talk to me out of their own free will. It's really cool, considering two of them I used to like :). And, not only that, I think neither of them have bf's! Whenever a dance shows up and their still single, im gonna ask one of them to the dance by God!
Also, I have located a full-version of Doom that I can download online. I just gotta finish downloading it (I got stuck with the SNES Doom ROM...not very good, and too sluggish). Just thought you guys needed to know that.
I'll type another blog later. Untill then, happy gun-slinging and demon-head-totting!
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Yeah yeah, I know alot of people are going "Who the hell is this guy?" Well, lets just say Im busy. Im a member of two forums, an up-coming rock band, the school band, Boy Scouts, a community service club, and I have no goddang friggan' time for myself! So, im usually here just to look (dont have alot of time, no time to post) and I figured I need to slow down and post a little. And, just in case your wondering about the other forum, its BlizzForums.
Anyway, for those who know me here (maybe all two of you), you need some updates. Short and sweet:
--I've told the girl I like that I like her
--I've been oficialy ivited to my first party (New Years Eve)
--I've got alot of friends
--I've got to get a Bass Guitar
--I've got too many things I have to do (schoolwise, clubwise, etc.)
--I've got too many things I want to do (bandwise, videogamewise, etc.)
--I still need to get a life :P
Anyway, my sensless rambling has come to an end yet agian, and im signing off...maybe by January my workload wont be so bad...I just gotta finish my StarCraft map...my forum RPG idea...my artwork... gotta work on my Bass Guitar skills...gotta get an Xbox...hope that Doom3 comes out before March 22 (my birthday) so I can get it...etc etc I need to shut up now. Goodbye,
Sir Blastalot
PS> I wish to have my name changed from "Sir Blastalot" to "Unorthodox" (without the quotations of course). Such a change would be gladly appreciated. Thanks! <End PS -
Well, it's Thursday, October 16, 2003, and I like it here. And for some reason I've become fond of the "Post Hell" forum. Maybe it's just the guy screaming with the guitar blaring behind his mutilating scream...or it could just be the fact I LOVE seeing idiots be told their idiots, and then they STILL DONT REALISE THEIR IDIOTS! HAHA! So funny...and I hope that if one of my posts get in there, it will be the dumbest post of my entire life, and then I can say, "Yeah, that was my stupidest post, and guess what? I LIKED IT!" Er...wait...that right there is probably the dumbest thing I've said all year...Er :( I better get to doin something before I get damnated to hell...
Stupidly, Hellishly insane,
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WELL! Im here, for the first time, on Doomworld. And here be me blog. Yeah Im a newbie and im lame, but that's ok cause I LIKE DOOM! And anything thats called a FPS.
Anyway, this is my blog, and Im gonna freakin' use it! Anyway, it's Wednesday, October 15, 2003. Alot of interesting things have happened, including people doing criminal acts agianst the band and certain band memebers, I now have friends that are girls, and Im still insanely stupid.
And, not only that, it appears to some girls that im funny...my two new friends, actaully. Then agian, that was YESTERDAY...today I didnt have much coffee left in my system, so I wasent as funny in class as normal...O well...at least Im getting SOMEWHERE.
Okay, that basically sums it up. And I hope I just didn't make myself look like an idiot by typing this...O well.
The weird, the crazy, the plain dumb,
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