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  1. Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 22:19:48 2003
    [22:19] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: watup
    [22:19] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: u maxes boy?
    [22:19] BBG: Uh, no
    [22:19] BBG: I'm BBG
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: lol
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: u kno him right
    [22:20] BBG: Yes
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ite
    [22:20] BBG: Ok
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yo can u help me out
    [22:20] BBG: So, you've got CS, you bought it, right?
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i just bought the retail version of half life: counter-strike
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yup
    [22:20] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: and wat patches do i need?
    [22:20] BBG: Ok
    [22:20] BBG: First, you need to download this (Link: http://www.counter-strike.net/retail_upgrade.html)http://www.counter-strike.net/retail_upgrade.html
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: im downloadin this one
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: called some retail upgrade already
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i was in line for it
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: im dlin it now
    [22:21] BBG: Ok
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: it told me to dl it
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: counter-strike.net
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: told me to
    [22:21] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wat else do ineed?
    [22:21] BBG: You'll need the Mappack too
    [22:22] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: damn furreal
    [22:22] BBG: (Link: http://www.counter-strike.net/retail_pack.html)http://www.counter-strike.net/retail_pack.html
    [22:22] BBG: Ok
    [22:22] BBG: Now, when you've patched it and installed the map-pack, tell me, I've got a file for you
    [22:22] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wait and wat else
    [22:22] BBG: It's a weapon's name fix
    [22:22] BBG: The retail version uses fake gun names
    [22:22] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wait wat file
    [22:22] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: o i c
    [22:22] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: like wat does the retail use?
    [22:23] BBG: Ok, like, in retail, the Desert Eagle is called the Nighthawk
    [22:23] BBG: Stuff like that
    [22:23] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: o ok
    [22:23] BBG: This file that I'm going to send you once you upgrade will change that
    [22:23] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: so first i install the retial patch
    [22:23] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: then the map
    [22:23] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: then im u
    [22:23] BBG: Yes
    [22:23] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: will u be on later
    [22:23] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: cuz i still gotta get inline for map patch
    [22:23] BBG: Yeah
    [22:23] BBG: I'll be here
    [22:24] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok brb
    [22:25] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: do u have a way
    [22:25] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: to get it without waitin inline
    [22:25] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: cuz i just lost the retail patch
    [22:25] BBG: Nope
    [22:25] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: cuz it got xed out by accident
    [22:26] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: damn
    [22:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok be back later
    [22:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: in like 30 min
    [22:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: or so
    [22:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: peace for now
    [22:28] BBG: k
    [22:28] *** Auto-response from Pimpin 4u Gurlz: Yo i aint here now but while im away hit up my site (Link: 2Legit2Quit.cjb.net.
    )2Legit2Quit.cjb.net.
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    Session Close (Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 22:28:11 2003


    Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 23:27:22 2003
    [23:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yo
    [23:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: send me a link to the maps patch now
    [23:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: cuz im done wit the retail patch
    [23:27] BBG: Ok
    [23:27] BBG: Uh
    [23:27] BBG: Hold on
    [23:27] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok
    [23:29] BBG: (Link: http://www.counter-strike.net/retail_pack.html)http://www.counter-strike.net/retail_pack.html
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i cant get it
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: it sends me links
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: to otehr sites
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: but i cant find it on the site
    [23:30] BBG: Wtf
    [23:30] BBG: Dude
    [23:30] BBG: There are TONS of download locations there
    [23:30] BBG: TONS
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yea i kno
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: but once it gives me the location
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: is sends me to the home page of the site
    [23:30] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: and i cant find the maps mod there
    [23:31] BBG: wtf
    [23:31] BBG: (Link: http://www.fileplanet.com/files/80000/83463.shtml)http://www.fileplanet.com/files/80000/83463.shtml
    [23:31] BBG: You'll have to wait in line again
    [23:31] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok i got it
    [23:31] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: is this it (Link: http://www.fileplanet.com/files/80000/83463.shtml)http://www.fileplanet.com/files/80000/83463.shtml
    [23:32] BBG: Yes
    [23:32] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok im gettin in line
    [23:32] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wat else do i need after that
    [23:32] BBG: Well, that's it
    [23:33] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i thought u said some weapon thing
    [23:38] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ?
    [23:39] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: didnt u say u were gon send me a file of a weapon filename converter or w;e
    [23:39] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: *w/e
    [23:40] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yo u there
    [23:40] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: holla wen u get back
    [23:47] BBG: Holy fuck
    [23:47] BBG: I'm ripped
    [23:47] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wat happened??
    [23:47] BBG: I fucking smoked a ton of weed
    [23:47] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: o lol
    [23:48] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wats that file u said u would gimme
    [23:48] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wit the gun names or w/e
    [23:48] BBG: Ok
    [23:48] BBG: Where is CS installed?
    [23:48] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: umm in program files
    [23:49] BBG: Ok
    [23:49] BBG: Exactly
    [23:49] BBG: Where
    [23:49] BBG: What is the fucking path, man?
    [23:49] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wat u mean?
    [23:50] BBG: Like C:\Program Files\Counter Strike?
    [23:50] BBG: What is the path?
    [23:50] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: o
    [23:50] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: y does that matter yo?
    [23:51] BBG: I NEED TO KNOW
    [23:52] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: for wat tho
    [23:52] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: lol i cant find it
    [23:52] BBG: rofl
    [23:52] BBG: OMG that's evil
    [23:52] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: here it is
    [23:52] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: C:\Sierra\Counter-Strike\cstrike.exe -console
    [23:54] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok now wat....
    [23:54] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yo i wanna play counter-strike wit u
    [23:54] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: like so u can tutor me
    [23:54] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: while we playin lol
    [23:55] BBG: rofl
    [23:55] BBG: Nah dude
    [23:55] BBG: I'm too high
    [23:55] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: lol
    Session Close (Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 23:55:21 2003


    Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 23:55:23 2003
    [23:55] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: na i mean later
    [23:55] BBG: Ok
    [23:55] BBG: Dude
    [23:55] BBG: I'm so high
    [23:55] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ite so now wat since i gave u the path
    [23:55] BBG: You did?
    [23:55] BBG: Wtf
    [23:55] BBG: I missed it
    [23:55] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: C:\Sierra\Counter-Strike\cstrike.exe -console
    [23:56] BBG: Ok
    [23:56] BBG: Go to C:\Sierra\Counter-Strike
    [23:56] BBG: There should be a folder called cstrike
    [23:56] BBG: Go in there and find uh...something .txt
    [23:56] BBG: I can't remember
    [23:56] BBG: Since I'm focking gone dog
    [23:56] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: lol
    [23:57] BBG: rofl
    [23:57] BBG: Dude, lol rules
    [23:57] BBG: But I don't say it
    [23:57] BBG: I say rofl or haha or whatever
    [23:57] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: lol ur fucked up
    [23:57] BBG: rofl
    [23:58] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wheres the .txt thing
    [23:58] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i dont see it
    [23:58] BBG: I'll tell you later
    [23:58] BBG: When I'm not so high
    [23:58] BBG: Like
    [23:58] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: na now plz lol
    [23:58] BBG: Tommorow
    Session Close (Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 23:58:26 2003


    Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Wed Aug 06 23:59:03 2003
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: found them
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: which is it
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: motd
    [23:59] BBG: No
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: spectatormenu
    [23:59] BBG: No
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: or titles
    [23:59] BBG: titles
    [23:59] BBG: Ok
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok
    [23:59] BBG: I will send you MY titles.txt
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: then do wat with it
    [23:59] BBG: That will give you the new weapon names when you replace the old one with this one
    [23:59] BBG: Ok?
    [23:59] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok
    [23:59] *** Pimpin 4u Gurlz wants to directly connect.
    [00:00] *** Pimpin 4u Gurlz has received titles.txt.
    [00:01] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok wat do i do wit it
    [00:01] BBG: Ok
    [00:01] BBG: Take THAT titles.txt and put it in /cstrike where the OLD titles.txt is at
    [00:01] BBG: It will replace it
    [00:01] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: how do i do that
    [00:02] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ?
    [00:02] BBG: .....
    [00:02] BBG: MOVE THE FUCKING FILE DUDE
    [00:02] BBG: Don't you know how to do that!?
    [00:03] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: no ho
    [00:03] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: *how
    [00:03] BBG: rofl
    [00:03] BBG: Dude
    [00:03] BBG: You're beyond help
    [00:03] BBG: Talk to Max about that shit
    [00:03] BBG: You lunatic
    [00:03] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wait
    [00:03] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: do i just copy and paste the stuff from urs
    [00:03] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: into the original
    [00:03] BBG: .....
    [00:03] BBG: Uh, yes
    [00:03] BBG: ALL of it
    [00:03] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: u sure
    [00:04] BBG: Yes
    Session Close (Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Thu Aug 07 00:06:33 2003


    Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Thu Aug 07 00:08:04 2003
    [00:08] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ite im done
    [00:08] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: now i can play/
    [00:08] BBG: Heh
    [00:08] BBG: Ok
    [00:08] BBG: Yes
    Session Close (Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Thu Aug 07 00:08:50 2003


    Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Thu Aug 07 00:10:56 2003
    [00:10] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yo
    [00:10] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: yo
    [00:11] BBG: Dude
    [00:11] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: how come it says unable to find player
    [00:11] BBG: Stop IMing me
    [00:11] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wen im trtyin to connect
    [00:11] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: sry but i just wanna get it started
    [00:11] BBG: I'm fucking too ripped to explain shit
    [00:11] BBG: It'll still connect
    [00:11] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok
    [00:11] BBG: Figure shit out on you're own, it makes you feel special
    [00:11] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ite
    [00:11] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: 1
    Session Close (Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Thu Aug 07 00:11:35 2003


    Session Start (AIM - BigBadGangsta150:Pimpin 4u Gurlz): Thu Aug 07 00:35:23 2003
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: can i please ask u one more question im very sorry
    [00:35] BBG: Ok
    [00:35] BBG: ONE more question
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: ok wen i try to connect
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: it told me to get this cheating death thing
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: so i got now
    [00:35] BBG: Ok
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: now once i pick wat i wanna be in
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: counter terrorist
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: or terrorist
    [00:35] BBG: Start cheating-death and then start CS
    [00:35] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i pick
    [00:36] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: and then it sends me back to the thng with orange letters
    [00:36] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: saying cheating death is required
    [00:36] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wen i already have it
    [00:36] BBG: rofl
    [00:36] BBG: You need to run it
    [00:36] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: runn wat
    [00:37] BBG: ...
    [00:37] BBG: Cheating-Death
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i am
    [00:37] BBG: It's a .exe file
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i clicked on it
    [00:37] BBG: Have it running
    [00:37] BBG: KEEP it running
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: it is running
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: it wa
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: s
    [00:37] BBG: And then connect
    [00:37] BBG: Well
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: i was trying
    [00:37] BBG: Then the server is gay
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: it said i need it tho
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: can u tell me a good one to connect to or sumthin
    [00:37] Pimpin 4u Gurlz: wait brb ima try again
    [00:37] BBG: Heh

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    2. insertwackynamehere
    3. Ralphis

      Ralphis

      AndrewB said:

      Uhhh.. Uhhhhhhh....

      Nah, too easy.


      When I wrote that post I _knew_ you would come after it Drew.

    4. Scuba Steve
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