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  1. English is essentially bad Dutch with outrageously pronounced French and Latin vocabulary.--Eugene Holman

    English is essentially Norse as spoken by a gang of French thugs.--B. Philip Jonsson

    Australian English is essentially Cockney without the refinement.--Öjevind Lång

    American English is essentially English after having been wiped off with a dirty sponge.--J.R.R. Tolkien

    American English is essentially a tool to keep a person from ever being able to speak another language.--jmallett

    Today's British English is what today's American English would have become if Americans hadn't had any fun either.--Glen Perkins

    German is essentially a language developed by a group of Teutons who gathered in the forest one day to come up with a language that their enemies would have no chance of grasping.--Jeff Lowery

    Dutch is essentially German written with English spelling.--Luís Henrique

    Written Dutch is essentially German with misspellings one would expect from small German children.--Terrence Griffin

    Danish is essentially Swedish while swallowing yogurt--Mike Taylor

    Swedish is what happened when a Nordic-speaking people got angry at all the other Nordic-speaking peoples and decided to deliberately alter their language to make it look more German. --Peter Ravn Rassmussen

    Danish is essentially Swedish with the ends of syllables mangled.--Lars Mathiesen

    Conversely, Swedish is essentially Danish with the onsets of syllables mangled.--Lars Mathiesen

    Danish is essentially Swedish with a sense of humor.--Anders Engwall

    Spanish is essentially Italian spoken by Arabs.--B. Philip Jonsson

    Argentinean is essentially Italian spoken so that other South Americans can catch on.--ilvi

    Mexican Spanish is essentially all consonants.--John Cowan


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    2. kinkyfriend85


      Hehe svenska är så urtrist lol

      O genki desu ka?

    3. Remilia Scarlet

      Remilia Scarlet

      kinkyfriend85 said:

      O genki desu ka?

      Not sure why the extra "wo" particle w/o a noun...but...

      hai, boku wa genki desu. temo, sukosi nemui desu yo. Uchi ni haite nemashitai desu.

    4. kinkyfriend85


      TeamKill said:

      Not sure why the extra "wo" particle w/o a noun...but...

      hai, boku wa genki desu. temo, sukosi nemui desu yo. Uchi ni haite nemashitai desu.

      Okay you beat me lol. But swedish I can beat you at :P