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  1. <kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
    <kisama_> that when i close my eyes
    <kisama_> i see quad damage
    <D1> I see naked men.

    <@somegrrl> i'm 14
    <@Blaxthos> somegrrl: will you come help me find my puppy ?

    <TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
    <TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
    <TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
    <TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

    <ckx> women ask for it
    <ckx> they act all old and mature
    <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
    <ckx> and they get all bitchy
    <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

    <Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off

    <cndz> what would jesus do>
    <Josh> probably get crucified and die

    <apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
    <apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
    <apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me

    <Lepper> i told my roommate's girlfriend that she needs to hook me up with some chicks
    <Lepper> and she's like "dude, i bring my friends over... and all you do is play video games!"

    *** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
    <corra> FUKR
    <corra> I KIK UR AZZ
    <corra> ....
    <corra> i ain kiddin
    *** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)

    <ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
    <ooze> thats swedish rodeo.

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    2. jute

      jute

      <prence> oh fuck oh fuck man
      <prence> my mom got this new canon digital camera today and they are asleep so i took a picture of my cock and i can't figure out how to delete it
      <prence> fuck what the hell do i do?!

    3. Epyo

      Epyo

      TeamKill said:

      * jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool
      <@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3 months, 28 days)


      That's a good one, even though he messed up heh.

    4. fraggle

      fraggle

      AndrewB said:

      I'm referenced in 4 of the quotes on that site. Yes!

      Lonely..
      aww
      Come to bed and snuggle with me.
      Er, wrong window.

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