Single Status Update
I know why fodders dislikes America so much. He's angry about the outcome of the Revolutionary War. He's upset he had to serve in the military for nothing :-P
In all seriousness, fodders did serve in the British Navy and that rules.
Who else here has served in the military? I think Espi was in the Army or something.
<army> Hello, Mr. Collins?
<army> Hi! I'm Ryan, your local Army recruiter, and I'd like to talk to you about joining the army!
<army> If you'll just give me your address I will send you a t-shirt, a utility clip, and a video showing all of the adventures you could have if you join the army!
*two weeks later*
*phone rings again*
<army> Hello Mr. Collins!
<army> So have you made a decision?
<tobester> Yeah, that shirt was gnarly.
Long story short they found out I was a stinkin epileptic and stopped calling me. That and a short rotc stint is the duration of my military stay.