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Naked Snake

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  1. Hey guys, apparently I look like a hot chick from the right angle. Yay. If only I had a camera.

    Oh, just cause I remembered : I sat behind this chick in science. Now she's on some obscure porn pay-site. Pic is NSFW but contains no nudity.

    EDIT : IS THIS COMEDY?

    *** Auto-response from Jess: BigBadGangsta150: Jess
    BigBadGangsta150: We need to find a woman for Guido
    BigBadGangsta150: I say
    BigBadGangsta150: your third cutest legal enemy
    BigBadGangsta150: Ruin her life with a Guido facial
    BigBadGangsta150: Have Guido hook up with her and as soon as she starts falling for him, he busts a nut on her face after sex and says "JESSIE RULES YOU, SLUT"

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    2. Naked Snake

      Naked Snake

      I got a haircut but you wouldn't be able to tell, heh. I just got it layered.

    3. Bucket

      Bucket

      Ralphis said:

      holy shit thats my sister

      So tell me... how's she fuck? I need a date next week.

    4. Naked Snake

      Naked Snake

      Bucket said:

      So tell me... how's she fuck? I need a date next week.


      Well, she rocks your wang until her chin gets slapped by your sweaty beanbag.

      Other than that, nothing special.

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