Single Status Update
Hey guys, apparently I look like a hot chick from the right angle. Yay. If only I had a camera.
Oh, just cause I remembered : I sat behind this chick in science. Now she's on some obscure porn pay-site. Pic is NSFW but contains no nudity.
EDIT : IS THIS COMEDY?
*** Auto-response from Jess: BigBadGangsta150: Jess
BigBadGangsta150: We need to find a woman for Guido
BigBadGangsta150: I say
BigBadGangsta150: your third cutest legal enemy
BigBadGangsta150: Ruin her life with a Guido facial
BigBadGangsta150: Have Guido hook up with her and as soon as she starts falling for him, he busts a nut on her face after sex and says "JESSIE RULES YOU, SLUT"