Single Status Update
I'm gonna rant about my friend's dad.
A little backstory. I called once at like, 2 AM, to my friend's house. He lives in Vermont and his landlord's line is connected to the same phoneline. Thus, when my late calls ring, it rings at both houses. My friend's dad answers, drunk as fuck (typical), barely able to whisper.
"Who is this?" "Andy." "Don't fucking ever call here again *click*"
Fuck this noise. I called him back "FUCKING BLOW ME, OLD MAN, put Justin on the phone." he starts ranting and raving and I'm yelling at his drunk ass. He hangs up. Fuck.
Well, I called today, and his dad answers. I figured he didn't even remember, because he was drunk.
"Who is this?" "Andy." "I thought I told you never to call here again!" "Fuck you, old man, put Justin on, it's his house." "Blah blah blah, I'll rip your heart out all the way there in Naples."
What. The. Fuck.
Now, understand this about me. Any threat, ANY at ALL, made to me or my friends, I take gravely seriously.
"Fuck you, you old-ass piece of shit, I'll kill you, bitch."
"You're a piece of shit!" he retorts. Oh ho, does he have my number, eh?
"Says the 40 year old alcoholic living with his 19 year old son."
What a fucking piece of shit.