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  1. I'm gonna rant about my friend's dad.

    A little backstory. I called once at like, 2 AM, to my friend's house. He lives in Vermont and his landlord's line is connected to the same phoneline. Thus, when my late calls ring, it rings at both houses. My friend's dad answers, drunk as fuck (typical), barely able to whisper.

    "Who is this?" "Andy." "Don't fucking ever call here again *click*"

    Fuck this noise. I called him back "FUCKING BLOW ME, OLD MAN, put Justin on the phone." he starts ranting and raving and I'm yelling at his drunk ass. He hangs up. Fuck.

    Well, I called today, and his dad answers. I figured he didn't even remember, because he was drunk.

    "Who is this?" "Andy." "I thought I told you never to call here again!" "Fuck you, old man, put Justin on, it's his house." "Blah blah blah, I'll rip your heart out all the way there in Naples."

    What. The. Fuck.

    Now, understand this about me. Any threat, ANY at ALL, made to me or my friends, I take gravely seriously.

    "Fuck you, you old-ass piece of shit, I'll kill you, bitch."
    "You're a piece of shit!" he retorts. Oh ho, does he have my number, eh?
    "Says the 40 year old alcoholic living with his 19 year old son."
    *click*

    What a fucking piece of shit.

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    2. lupinx-Kassman

      lupinx-Kassman

      Call me at 2 in the morning, I dont think ill be very peachy.

    3. Naked Snake

      Naked Snake

      I don't think any of you understand.

      My friend called me literally 15 mins before I called.

      It's HIS house, he doesn't live with his dad. His dad has no right to talk to me like that, so fuck him.

    4. Planky

      Planky

      Naked Snake said:

      I don't think any of you understand.

      My friend called me literally 15 mins before I called.


      How could they without that little tidbit of information?

      If I were awake at 2am, I wouldn't care about someone calling then, otherwise I would just unhook the phone.

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