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  1. Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is Kristian Ronge, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to smack you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"

    (Source http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php)

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    2. Ralphis


      Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the fields! It is Ralphis, The Claardvarkian King, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

      "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

    3. Captain Red

      Captain Red

      Zang! Who is that, skulking along the candy store! It is Captain Red, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

      "I'm going to punch you with such wanton cruelty, you'll age fifty years!!"

      I don't remember ever skulking along a candy store, but that is SO what I'd say!

    4. Remilia Scarlet

      Remilia Scarlet

      Rampaging out of the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh DJ_Haruko! And he gives a gutteral cry:

      "I'm going to contort you so painfully, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"