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Gemidori

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  1. I do find it clever that they used the 2016 pistol, it's basically just a laser gun like the Mii's is Plus it abides to the "no real guns" thing, but at the same time there's Snake with bazookas and Bayonetta with fucking heel guns I personally would have swapped Sora and Doomguy's places around, but the fact that our boy made it into the game in any form makes me happy enough
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    Funny Protips and other Game Over messages

    Title: The Deadened One Title: You are DOOMed Title: Shocking! Man Falls Over And Doesn't Get Up Title: Your Aiming Sucks Title: Who Wants Deep-Fried Marine? Title: Respawning At The Impossible Part You Hate Title: Deleting Save Data Title: Lost Like Tears in Rain Title: Thou Hast Lost A Life Title: You're At Tier F Now Title: Fatality! Title: You Fell To Ground And Died Title: You Are Dead, Not Big Surprise Title: Untenderly Tenderized Title: Don't Clip That Sub: You're lucky we're still respawning you. Sub: 'NAME' hears a laugh track echo as they expire. Sub: Amazing! You have made no progress. Sub: Breaking your crap won't help you win. Sub: Oh RNGeez you had some bad luck. Sub: You have fricked it, officially confirmed. Sub: 'NAME' sucks ass and needs to quit already. Sub: 'NAME' gets bored and takes a nap on the ground against the player's will. Sub: That was an Imp in disguise by the way. Sub: Don't quit yet, we still want to make fun of you! Sub: Sir, bleeding to death. -Doomster Chief Sub: Death, what ist thy sting?! Sub: We're running out of text ideas so please git gud already. Sub: Joel confirms, zero points for this .wad. Sub: You have 10 seconds to continue! Protip: In order to use a gun, shoot it. Protip: If a barrel is in your way, shoot it at close range only. Protip: Dude just BFG everything already. Protip: Cyberdemons aren't strong, you're just a pussy. Protip: We forgot what to type in here so lol you suck. Protip: Every victory is a small failure since you know you'll die again later. Protip: Drink beer to heighten your senses. Protip: Feed your pets. Protip: Mancubi deal very little damage. Protip: Pinkies only have long ranged attacks. Protip: They're not meatballs, they're Pain Elementals. Duh. Protip: Samuel Hayden has love handles. Protip: Cacodemons have huge gaping cloacas. Pain Elementals too. You're welcome. Protip: Press the Jump key to jump. Protip: Freeloading is for scum.
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    What do you think about DOOM's Lore?

    No, actually, it just had a portal to a dull boring set full of goofy morons in costumes and awful computer generated effects
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    What do you think about DOOM's Lore?

    The funniest thing is that id (specifically Hugo I believe) stated early on that they deliberately made Eternal's story feel like something from a comic book or Saturday morning cartoon, so they pretty much chokeslammed the story into wackass cheesetown fully intentionally and just totally stopped taking it seriously I do enjoy nuDoom lore, but it's so easy to poke fun at it.
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    What do you think about DOOM's Lore?

    "YOU MUST NOT RESURRECT DYNGUS THE DEMON KING, FOOOOOOLLLLL-" [transforms into angel beast and explodes] [ months later in the final battle ] "You have been lied to, human. I am NOT Dyngus the Demon King! I am...DYNGUS THE GODSATAN!!!" [dies]
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    What do you think about DOOM's Lore?

    True there lol, that was an oversight on my end It is a nice sign of character development though; initially Doomguy was the one being hunted, but after Daisy died he had vengeance on his mind By the time of nuDoom, he is no longer the mouse chased by cats; now he's actively hunting demons
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    What do you think about DOOM's Lore?

    Classic Doom has almost zero story apart from what you see in the manuals and text screens, but the latter is really just your progress being reported, and only the first game's manual had a tiny storyline that you'd be forgiven to miss. It's all just "Dude fucking hates demons" and that's it. Doom 3's lore is kinda dull and generic, but it did its job fine. It did honestly feel like some Alien knockoff which did make the game feel like it didn't have much of an identity. I know little about the depths of it anyway so no further comments. Now for a hot take; I do like modern Doom lore, in a way. I kinda take it as a satire of shitbag sci-fi and fantasy lore. It's cheesy as hell and ridiculously stupid, but it adds to the fun of it imo. I am able to get into it a lot more than say Mortal Kombat's current lore, which can't even keep a background character's death consistent within one game. By contrast Doom is still a clusterfuck to process all of it, but it's still easier to follow, and when you boil it all down to the barest essentials, it still amounts to just a way more descriptive version of "Dude fucking hates demons". I do like how Doomguy himself doesn't want to deal with the lore either. Like in 2016 he just tells Hayden to fuck off twice and literally just spends the rest of the reboot games killing demons, or doing something that would aid him in doing the aforementioned. He's basically just the player; largely disassociated with the story because he just wants to shoot the damn gun.
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    What do you want id to do next after Eternal?

    I always considered TAG to be kind of a Doom 64 do-over since you do get more atmospheric levels, a different soundtrack, creepier monsters (at least Samur anyway), and you get to kill the true leader of the demons (Mother Demon in 64, Davoth in Eternal), plus Doomguy ends up in a sealed-away state of some form in both games
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    [Plot hole?] Did Earth get invaded twice...?

    I'm thinkin that too, they seem unsure if this is the same universe or a different one that Doomguy got dumped into - they're probably still trying to decide which to go with. But yeah from what I've seen, there's no real implications that tell that this has happened before, and anything that talks about the invasion doesn't say that it is a *second* Hell invasion, just that it's *THE* invasion - so either this really is a different Earth, or still the same one as the OGs (maybe 3 too) which apparently has worse memory than Dory from Finding Nemo, lol
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    [Plot hole?] Did Earth get invaded twice...?

    I do believe that it's still the same universe (the dialogue was cut and there's no in-game implication that Doomguy came from another dimension), but even if that's true, it's still been roughly over a century since Hell's previous invasion Doom 1 (and presumably 2) took place in 2022 according to supplementary materials, while 2016 and Eternal took place in 2150-somethingorother They'd be ill prepared since this hasn't happened in so long - the panic would be too widespread. Plus the fatality count would be massive too, most likely including important figures (Sam Hayden was chopped in half after all) so mankind would be hindered, and moreover vulnerable enough to be knocked down some pegs
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    What do you want id to do next after Eternal?

    It'd be cool to see id do another classic-style Doom game, basically like Doom 64 (which was a heavily modified Doom II), and have it tie into the current lore the way 64's Lost Levels did But in terms of other IPs, I'm not sure; maybe a new Wolfenstein or even a tongue-in-cheek Commander Keen reboot
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    TNT MIDI Pack - Now on idgames!

    I just downloaded the new pack and yeah, that new 07 was worth the wait haha I think, out of the whole soundtrack, my favorite would have to be Soulsweeper - it takes a lot to make Legion of the Lost sound even more beautiful and tragic than before, but holy fuck. Holy fuck did it really happen.
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    TNT MIDI Pack - Now on idgames!

    First post here but damn I'm happy that not only does TNT have fully unique music now, but by an all-star group no less. This stuff is amazing. I might try a midi player app if I can find it, but man the moment this whole OST gets on YouTube or if there's ever a mp3 download, I'm easily putting this to my list of jams. Update: I got a midi app and yeah this shit is REALLY good on SC-55, I love every track so far and I already am looking forward to later versions. Getting Arachno next to see how it sounds Mad props to everyone who worked on this
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