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  1. Well, it's been a while since I've been an active member of the community, and even longer since I've been a contributing one. But I feel that the time has come to return to my roots a little, what with this year being the 20-year anniversary of Doom and all.

    In 2013, I'm going to attempt to finish the maps I have sitting unfinished on my hard drive. This means that hopefully, both Tremor 2 and Erebus Revisited will see the light of day at some point over the next twelve months. I'm taking a little time to practice and hone my mapping skills, and get back into the swing of things.

    And hopefully me posting this will give me the kick up the arse I need to actually finish stuff instead of putting it off. :P

  2. I'm going to close my eyes now to the way how I've been in this whole forum, I honestly know that I've been a little unpleasant and some people may think that it's because of that thread of mine that went to Post Hell, well it's because of other disgusting things too. So this post is NOT a joke cause now I'm really acting like a 23 years old person (my age):

    I'm in a school at Portugal studying "technician of sales" profession
    and two of my schoolmates are really bothering me (maybe cause I'm too shy), one is a drug addict he is constantly messing with me the other is a prostitute she is constantly looking at me and laughing at my face and I've never done anything wrong to both of them, well the problem is that I'm about to "explode" I mean I'm about to loose my mind. I CAN'T STAND THOSE TWO MESSING WITH NE ANYMORE.

    By loosing my mind I do NOT mean murdering of course, I mean spanking them, believe me I'm just about to SPANK them!

    What do you think I should do:

    NOTE: Please don't make fun of me because of this thread I came here asking for help not for offense. If you don't care then no need to even post anything.

    1. zark

      zark

      Memfis said:

      cannonball: I think ideally you shouldn't have any negative feelings towards people even if they treat you badly, and should instead try to understand what made them behave like that and then try to help them change and improve. But that's very very difficult of course.

      They treat him like shit, and he should try to help them change? It's unlikely they want to change. They feel shitty about aspects of their lives and want to take it out on someone else to make themselves feel better about who they are. They're LOOKING for a reaction to prove that they are better. I've seen people like this all the time.

      All he can do is ignore it, they'll eventually get bored and move on to someone else. Trying to help them in this case might just invite more abuse.

      Just be yourself, man. Do what you enjoy, don't let people tell you that your behaviour is strange or anything; you are not inviting these people to bully you by behaving in an "unusual" manner. It's their problem: normal people don't go around destroying other human beings.

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  3. Seeing as doomworld is one of the few places that can still find a use for midi files, it seemed appropriate to round up some of my better compositions and post them here. Many of them are written as 'foreground' music, with overly active melodies and frequent shifts in mood/tonality, so they're not exactly well suited as bgm for pwads, but you're more than welcome to try!

    Below are links to a .zip of a bunch original midi compositions, as well as the individual tracks:

    .zip of all midi [updated 07/21/2013]

    01. Wake of a Dream
    02. Chiggity
    03. Markov
    04. Run
    05. Fight
    06. Anathema, I
    07. Beehive
    08. Bounding
    09. Entropic
    10. Phatal
    11. Rawr
    12. Underground
    13. Nightmarescape
    14. Canyon
    15. Toybox
    16. Attack! Rush
    17. Dark Expanse
    18. Music Box
    19. Skycave
    20. Semicolon
    21. Ork
    22. Night
    23. Magma
    24. Cloudscapes
    25. Demetria
    26. Satan
    27. Tron
    28. Chapel in Sevens
    29. Shrine
    30. AnotherMidiThing
    31. Infimum
    32. Kek
    33. Wishlist
    34. Sepia
    35. Epitaph7
    36. TDF
    37. Triage
    38. Crystal Planet

    ChipLoop1. Skygazer
    ChipLoop2. Game Over
    ChipLoop3. INBTAHH
    ChipLoop4. NES in A

    e1. Sathanas
    e2. Djeth
    wip1. Psychosis
    wip2. Another Piano

    fileden might be down, so a bunch of the links to individual tracks might be dead. the zip is alive and well though.

    1. zark

      zark

      I'm liking what I hear so far - I too am a fan of weird and interesting rhythms, and you seem to pull them off well.

      How do you feel about people using these in their Doom projects?

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  4. The other day I was assisting a friend from Croatia by proofreading something she'd written. Her English is almost flawless but for some minor grammatical errors, and she asked me to help.

    But we got into an argument after I put two spaces after every period she used, something I've done all my life since I was taught to do it that way when I learned to write at school. After I looked it up, it turns out that she was doing it right and double spacing between sentences isn't necessary any more. But it's a difficult habit to get out of after doing it for 25+ years.

    Do you use one space or two?

    1. zark

      zark

      I used to use two spaces after a full stop, but recently I've changed my habit.

      One space 4 life.

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  5. I'm moving house and will have no internet so I wanted to get in early.

    Happy Esselday for Saturday!

    Until then, have this:

    1. zark

      zark

      I thought this was about esselfortium's birthday too.

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  6. This should come as a shock to nobody, but I have decided to become a Master Gunsmith. I have sent for an info packet to a gunsmithing school in Pennsylvania. Pretty sweet deal. In sixteen months, I'd be a certified Master Gunsmith, capable of operating my own shop and teaching apprentices. I'll be learning the basics of firearm operation, to the most esoteric of operations. By the end, I will literally be able to start with nothing but metal and wood and with the aid of some machines, create an entire firearm from scratch.

    Yeah, it's a pretty odd career choice, but it's what I really, really want to do with my life. Fuck working for some corporate asshole, I can be my own boss.

    After I am done with that, I plan on attending a two year college and getting a degree in small business management, so I can better learn how to properly run a business, should I start one.

    1. zark

      zark

      BBG make some awesome guns, k.

      Good luck, etc.

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  7. after four years, I have ended my relationship with my fiancee. there comes a time when a man tires of bulshit, laziness, and lack of respect and that time has come.

    you see patience is by far my biggest flaw, meaning I have way too fuckin much of it. some of my friends told me I should have done this a long time ago, but my belief that she would turn herself around, get a job, loose weight, be social with my family, and get her head straight outweighed the advice given. well my patience has finally reached it's limit and she is now on a greyhound going back home to virginia. it's quite liberating on one hand, but I will miss the good parts of her.

    well, enough with the bullshit. it's time to for me to start living for myself for a change and really do some growing up. so here's to freedom! I raise my guinness to it and drink deeply! and to the future, may I grow and prosper free of the chains that bound me!

    thanks for the space to rant.

  8. In Windows 95


    Isn't that awesome?

    Though I'm sure leileilol will post a reply in windows 3.1 and Exp(x) with his Calculator.

    Nerds!

    Edit: and this edit was made in Firefox on Windows 98 SE with 64 MB RAM

    eat that, zarkyb

    1. zark

      zark

      Csonicgo said:

      In Windows 95


      Isn't that awesome?

      Though I'm sure leileilol will post a reply in windows 3.1 and Exp(x) with his Calculator.

      Nerds!

      Edit: and this edit was made in Firefox on Windows 98 SE with 64 MB RAM

      eat that, zarkyb



      Eat what.

      I've IRCed from my cellphone before. Big deal.

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  9. So, as you know doubt have noticed, the seventeenth of March will soon be upon us. For most of us, this means:

    -Green clothing
    -Shamrocks (not those annoying ones from CK4)
    -people pretending to be Irish
    -Green lager
    -Guinness
    -Irish whiskey
    -being able to get away with "Kiss me, I'm Irish"

    Myself, I am only 1/4 Irish (1/2 Scottish, 1/8 English, 1/8 German, 100% Canadian), but I am proud of my Irish heritage. My family has made 2 trips to Ireland within the last 3 years, and has gotten in touch with distant relatives, traced their genealogy back to Captain Edward Tubman who came over to Ireland with the Orangemen. Strange, really, because all the Tubman's living over there right now are all catholics, while the ones that emigrated to Canada were all protestant.

    This year, St. Patrick's Day falls on a Saturday, and while I'm not too sure whether or not my favorite watering hole will be open that night, there will no doubt be some rambunctious shenanigans.

    I plan on buying a 4-pack of Guinness canned stout (or possibly a 6 pack of bottled Guinness, or even Guinness Extra Strong, if they have it), as long as it has a widget in it, i'm happy. And some good quality Irish whiskey too. I'm not too sure what brandto get, as it's a bit overwhelming (this is why I don't drink Scotch). The 3 most available brands here are

    -Bushmills (probably the most expensive, single malt)
    -Tullamore Dew
    -Jameson

    Any advice on this matter would be advised.

    and of course, it wouldn't be St. Patrick's day without a little of the Greenage (and I don't mean no clovers)

    1. zark

      zark

      Technician said:

      Woot just got back! I started at 8:340 and ended at 1:10. Man we made idiots of our selves. Drunken pool and bowling make fun times. We (Two, some dumped us) Drank two pitchers of beer and then tried bowing. Big mistake! and then pool, another mistake.

      I need to get something to eat now!

      If you were really that drunk then you wouldn't be able to type that.

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  10. Recently I have been thinking of having a "Month of Doom" this coming summer featuring several competitions and contests with numerous prizes. I was contemplating prizes for contests and what you would do to win them. Naturally this event needs several things, community members to help, donations to purchase prizes and suggestions on what to have take place. So far I've considered...

    Prize suggestions

    • id anthology
    • Doom 3
    • Gameboy DS w/GBA Doom
    • Quake Wars: ET (if it happened to be released by the summer)
    • Reaper minis
    • Action Doom Merch!!
    • Date with Kaiser (subject to availability)
    • XBox w/Doom3 and/or Resurrection of Evil
    • Nintendo64 w/Doom64
    Competition/Contest Suggestions
    • Odamex Tournament
    • Speedmapping Contest
    • Wad Making contest (1024/sector limit/etc)
    • Speedrunning/demo Competition
    • Quiz Contest
    I don't know why I feel like pulling this together, maybe because I want to give something back to the Doom community, but also to breathe a little life into Doomworld.

    Don't mong up this thread :P I want serious suggestions and input on whether there is enough interest to generate enough donations to have worthwhile prizes... and enough people to help organize events.

    1. zark

      zark

      Naked Snake said:

      I think just a regular mapping competition with no limits would be stellar as one of the contests. No theme, no limits, just make a map, and a 4-8 member jury picks the winner by either a majority vote or unamious verdict, whichever.

      Maybe the only rule could be that it can't be port-specific but can require a limit removing port (not ones with the extended seg-limit or whatever).

      Perhaps two catergories : Best SP map and Best DM/Coop map. Can be for either Doom or Doom 2, preferably Doom 2.

      What's to stop someone submitting a map that they've worked on for years if there's no limits? It'd be a little unfair if you ask me, which is why limits are a good thing for a mapping contest.

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  11. I'm gonna rant about my friend's dad.

    A little backstory. I called once at like, 2 AM, to my friend's house. He lives in Vermont and his landlord's line is connected to the same phoneline. Thus, when my late calls ring, it rings at both houses. My friend's dad answers, drunk as fuck (typical), barely able to whisper.

    "Who is this?" "Andy." "Don't fucking ever call here again *click*"

    Fuck this noise. I called him back "FUCKING BLOW ME, OLD MAN, put Justin on the phone." he starts ranting and raving and I'm yelling at his drunk ass. He hangs up. Fuck.

    Well, I called today, and his dad answers. I figured he didn't even remember, because he was drunk.

    "Who is this?" "Andy." "I thought I told you never to call here again!" "Fuck you, old man, put Justin on, it's his house." "Blah blah blah, I'll rip your heart out all the way there in Naples."

    What. The. Fuck.

    Now, understand this about me. Any threat, ANY at ALL, made to me or my friends, I take gravely seriously.

    "Fuck you, you old-ass piece of shit, I'll kill you, bitch."
    "You're a piece of shit!" he retorts. Oh ho, does he have my number, eh?
    "Says the 40 year old alcoholic living with his 19 year old son."
    *click*

    What a fucking piece of shit.

    1. zark

      zark

      Naked Snake said:

      Fuck this noise. I called him back "FUCKING BLOW ME, OLD MAN, put Justin on the phone." he starts ranting and raving and I'm yelling at his drunk ass. He hangs up. Fuck.

      Did you ever think that telling him to blow you would only exacerbate things? It's fucking 2am man, no wonder he got pissed off.

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  12. Yes, unfortunately, on Super Bowl Sunday, my computer died. The motherboard fried for one reason or another. On Thursday, we took it to Staples. The tech geek there took it to find out what was wrong, and in the meantime, we got a new tower. The specs, you may [not] ask? Well, they're pretty generic:

    -Intel Celeron D Processor 356
    -512 MB PC2-4200 DDR2 SDRAM Memory
    -120 GB 7200 RPM Serial ATA Hard Drive
    -SuperMulti DVD Burner with Lightscribe Technology
    -ATI Radeon Xpress 1100 Graphics Card
    -Windows Vista Home Basic

    That last spec...well, it sucks. I hate Vista. When I first had XP, I though it was retarded, but within 30 minutes I had everything working the way I wanted it. Vista is completely retarded and it'll be a few days before I'm comfortable with it, if that. While most of the programs my parents wanted on the computer have installed with no problem, the ones I use have had issues. For instance:

    -Vista will not accept the install drivers for the wireless Microsoft mouse and keyboard we have. They still work, since mice and keyboards are standard plug and play technology, but what the fuck? It won't accept Microsoft drivers?

    -The drivers for my new Yamaha Keyboard won't install. The "New Device Found" program pops up when I hook up the keyboard and turn it on, but when it tells me to insert the disk, nothing happens when I do.

    -Microsoft Word 95 installed with no problem. What the fuck?

    Whatever. It's new technology, and it won't be compatible with anything for a while. Still, the fact that Vista is not backwards compatible with anything sucks. I haven't tried to install any of my games yet, so I haven't had the joy of screaming profanities at the top of my lungs against Microsoft yet, but I'll find out tonight.

    The good news it that my parents okay'd the work that needs to be done on our old Compaq, so when that comes back I'll get that one instead of this Vista-loaded piece of shit. I'm hoping that they don't fuck the old PC up by puting Vista on it, as I was perfectly happy with XP (despite it's lack of DOS). We'll see it two weeks though. I'm still going to have to pay for this new computer since I fucked up the old one, but five weeks worth of paychecks isn't really that bad to loose considering I owe them well over 2600$ for paying my court fees among other things.

    Yay for blogs.

    EDIT: I just put in my Half-Life 2 CD...I have yet to see anything happen. I'm pissed.

    1. zark

      zark

      I can't imagine how badly Vista must run on that spec.

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  13. Me? I intend on shifting to Oz. Luckily the company I work for has branches across the globe, so it shouldn't be too hard to get transfered.

    The other not so importants things:

    *get friends
    *get a girlfriend
    *have fun
    *travel to either britain or canada.
    *continue saving for a deposit on a home.

    Deathz0rs post reminds me, I'll be studying for MCSE as well.

    1. zark

      zark

      zarkyb said:

      Try not to fail my degree in Computer Games Technology

      Failed.

      Finish Tremor 2

      Failed.

      Finish Erebus Revisited

      Failed.

      Get a job during the next term

      Done.

      Quit smoking

      Failed.

      Start on my novel

      Done, only 2 pages but still.

      Learn to play guitar

      Failed.

      Be less of an asshole

      Failed.

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  14. There is something I would like to say. I am homophobic. I'm a regular poster here and I wouldn't in a million years admit it unless I was hiding behind this account..Like I am now

    Alright, enough of that.

    Yes, I'm a homophobe, or as I like to say in real life, I fucking despise faggots. Now, granted, I don't claim I can tell who's a fag just by looking at him/her, and some of my favorite artists happen to be queer in one way or another (Queen, Bowie, Orgy, Reznor, et cetera). Also, I don't go to antifag rallys, nor do I curb check fags for fun in the street. For the most part, as long as fags leave me alone, I leave them alone, like anybody else.

    So why do I hate faggots so much?

    01) The ones that claim "God and/or nature made me this way." Bullshit. The whole point of a species survival is to reproduce and carry on the species. Now why the fuck would nature create something that isn't going to reproduce? It's not fucking natural, quit acting like it is.

    02) The ones that go on and on about gay rights. These are as annoying as women's rights activits or civil rights leaders. You want to be equal? Fine. Just shut the fuck up and go about normal business like everybody else. Quit trying to get noticed and get special fucking treatment. That's not what being equal is about.

    03) If there is a faggot at a party, they always seem to home in on me. Here I am, trying to get drunk and have a good time, trying to mack on the bitches, and this fucking dude tries to hook up with me. Always trying to rub up on me and shit. Doesn't even stop when I politely explain I'm not a fag and tell him to leave me alone. Fuck that shit. Next time this happens I will curb check the motherfucker.

    04) They're not helping with the aids problem. Everybody keeps asking what to do about aids, and I always say this: take everybody with aids, and fucking kill them. Then burn the bodies. I saw a commercial the other day where a woman asked what she can do to prevent herself from getting aids. My response: Unless you're a slut, nigger or faggot, you're probably not going to get aids, so don't worry about it.

    That about covers it; if I think of anything else, I'll add it later. I hope I've done my part to piss some people off. As I stated earlier (#2), I don't mind any of you guys being a faggot as long as you don't make it an issue. When I'm deathmatching with you guys, I can't tell.

    1. zark

      zark

      You, sir, are a close-minded idiot. I have no problems with you being homophobic, but the fact that you're so vocal about it - are you just trying to prove to us that you're not a homosexual, when deep down, you are? Seriously, what makes you think we care about your opinions on homosexuality? I really don't think you can judge someone just by their sexuality, and it's really pathetic that you lump people together into categories and say "I hate them" - you don't know them, you're judging them based off ridiculous stereotypes, and you won't give them a chance. You are exactly what is wrong with modern society, a narrow-minded fool who thinks he is the centre of the universe and has no respect for anyone else. You disgust me.

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  15. There is something I would like to say. I am gay. I'm a regular poster here and I wouldn't in a million years admit it unless I was hiding behind this account..Like I am now

    What hurts me the most is that you all seem like nice people, when you're not acting the way, well...people act. There is so much hatred of people who are simply wired differently from others. I really can't understand it. People allude to it and I guess that's fine, but it still hurts just the same.

    Even though I'm not really "coming out" I still feel a little bit better being able to admit it on this forum, in some small way.

    Suffering

    1. zark

      zark

      I have the same problem with homosexuals flaunting their sexuality as I do with heterosexuals doing the same. I don't care if someone's gay or straight or whatever, as long as they don't make a song and dance about it.

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  16. There is something I would like to say. I am straight. I'm a regular poster here and I wouldn't in a million years admit it unless I was hiding behind this account..Like I am now

    What hurts me the most is that you all seem like nice people, when you're not acting the way, well...people act. There is so much hatred of people who are simply wired differently from others. I really can't understand it. People allude to it and I guess that's fine, but it still hurts just the same.

    Even though I'm not really "coming out" I still feel a little bit better being able to admit it on this forum, in some small way.

    rf`

  17. There is something I would like to say. I am gay. I'm a regular poster here and I wouldn't in a million years admit it unless I was hiding behind this account..Like I am now

    What hurts me the most is that you all seem like nice people, when you're not acting the way, well...people act. There is so much hatred of people who are simply wired differently from others. I really can't understand it. People allude to it and I guess that's fine, but it still hurts just the same.

    Even though I'm not really "coming out" I still feel a little bit better being able to admit it on this forum, in some small way.

    Suffering

    1. zark

      zark

      i feel the time is right to make an inappropriate joke





      so is doomworld a gay hookup forum now?

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  18. There is something I would like to say. I am gay. I'm a regular poster here and I wouldn't in a million years admit it unless I was hiding behind this account..Like I am now

    What hurts me the most is that you all seem like nice people, when you're not acting the way, well...people act. There is so much hatred of people who are simply wired differently from others. I really can't understand it. People allude to it and I guess that's fine, but it still hurts just the same.

    Even though I'm not really "coming out" I still feel a little bit better being able to admit it on this forum, in some small way.

    Suffering

    1. zark

      zark

      who cares

      i don't post threads saying "i'm straight!", it's not really as big a deal as you think

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  19. ...short of actually quiting your drug of choice.

    Hey all! I had some quick questions. Let us speak hypotheticals(s/p) for a moment. Say I have a friend, and that friend has weekly piss tests, but he refuses to quit smoking weed. Are there any ways he could clean up his urine short of quiting? Factors to remember: they test for high levels of water in the urine (low creatine levels). Also, he has a budget of $0.

    Suggestions I've heard:

    A shot of vinegar a day, diluted with kool-aid.

    A cap full of peroxide in a glass of water, followed by lots of water.

    Niacin pills.

    Those are all the things my friend has tried. It usually lowers the THC level below the limit (they don't count anything below 50 as a fail). Do you guys know of any surefire things that would work? Thanks in advance for your help.

    1. zark

      zark

      Yeah, Lüt, I think urine the wrong here.

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  20. I'm working on a story that would likely be used as my Make Something Unreal ut2007 project (matinee movie). I'm not planning on making the full film with ut2007 (maybe a scene). This is from the main document.

    (ignore anything about the series for now, as it doesnt have to do with the MSUC project).

    Introduction:
    “Aknai: For Love” is going to be a science fiction love epic that will follow with a series (with indirect plot. The main plot of the movie will not relate to the series (known currently as “The Cry”.
    The Film takes place in 2010, not far from now. In Turkey (subject to change), a corporation led by Jakob Cuthboth (known as just “Noz”) takes over Turkey via a coup, paying off various military leasers to do so. He makes various false accusations that eventually convince the public. For a half year, Noz pretends to be the new leader. After the world has recognized him, he begins the plans for his war machine. Civilians randomly become slaves, and word eventually comes out. A neighboring country falls victim (unknown at the moment) to the war machine as Noz's empire begins to grow.
    The world doesn't know about this until a prominent rebel, Atiyha (at-tee-uh), spreads messages quietly as a form of public. Noz figures it out and forces her into his grasp.
    It doesn't take long for the world to know of the problem, and the U.N. scramble for forces, with many European countries and eventually the United States participating. What they begin to learn is that Noz plans on creating weapon technology far beyond the human imagination, and he must be stopped before he tries to take over the world.
    The Tennan Squad, formed of a diverse countries of soldiers, will be the main focus of the story. The main character is Lenna Lorthwick, a Corporal in which the audience will eventually find out her lesbian love for Atiyha. The secondary character is Augustus Valek (or Augi), a Sergeant who is trying to couple with Lenna. The third character is John Almeda, also Corporal, who serves as a friend of Augi. The three, as well as various minor characters, will be the main people of the plot (with Lenna being the main focus).
    The main focus of the film will be the forbidden love of Lenna and Atiyha, which ends in the tragic death of Atiyha (being the climax, not the ending). The first humanoid mech (later known as the first HumaMech), the “Generation” , will also be focused. Lenna's main ship that she'll pilot, Athena , will be a focus in two scenes. A subplot of course will be Augi, as the audience will be familiar with the character as he'll be the main character of the series (if that happens).


    Need input!

    1. zark

      zark

      Your English is pretty dire. And to be honest, the whole war idea sounds so much more appealing than the love story part - I don't really see why you've felt the need to make it a romantic tale, to me it seems horribly cliched.

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  21. I got a new glass pipe and a marble pipe. Sweetness.

    Also managed to nab about 30+ 10mg Methylin, zooted (snorted) a shitload, I've got about 150mg in me.

  22. It was unexpected. My buddy talked me into going back to the Redroom with one of his exes who he is just friends with now. Naturally, being female, the bouncer lets my buddy's ex in right away. Anyhoo, while waiting an ungodly amount of time in line, get to know this dude named Cesar from El Salvador. He was with some babes and he smoked a joint with me and other peeps. I take the good precautions of smoking weed with strangers so that I get the dope smoke without me lips being on the joint. If you smoke da reefer you know what I be talkin about.

    Anyhoo, finally get in in this place. End up losing my buddy for like a half hour inside the place. He ends up hookin up with some Spanish babe and leaves. He tells me before I leaves to go look around for his ex before I leave. I really didn't want to, but I just humored his notion anyways. I'm sure she went home with some dude she had met within 5 minutes of getting inside the joint. (no pun intended)

    I run into the Cesar fellow I had met earlier. He wants to blaze another joint he had on him. We blaze outside. Afterwards he tells me that he is Bisexual. I wasn't expecting to hear that at all. My first gut reaction was to smash his faggotty face in. I just told him quite honestly, "I like women, and I suppose I'd find that flattering if I were a faggot like yourself."

    "I like both the pussy and the cock." he says. I tells him "I'm all about the pussy man, I'm not goin near you." He got the message. Never been hit on by a dude before. Being a non faggot establishment, last thing I'd ever expect. Stranger shit has happened I guess.

    Onto the street fight. Well, after being hit on by a dude that's bi, I decide my chances of getting any babes that night is zero. Not to mention the destroyed morale of a straight man's ego after having that happen. I get in line and wait for what felt like forever to get my fuckin coat.

    There was this amazingly beautiful blonde behind me, and her douchebag of a boyfriend. He went away somewhere, so for laughs I started hitting on her, which went nowhere. But I had to hit on her. She was just hot to the point where, if I didn't, I'd feel fucking stupid for not doing so.

    Obviously nadda. But I just flat out said, "What's your name sexy?" She giggled, and then said her boyfriend would kill me if he heard me say such a thing to her. There was a fellow in front who lacked proper english speaking skills. Him and the coatcheck lady were arguing for 15 minutes. I believe he wanted his coat but had lost his ticket, and had no $ to pay the lost ticket fee to get his coat.

    She summons a bouncer and he pulls the dude out of the premise. I get my coat, and the rumble begins. The dude beings screamin at the bouncer and throws a fist. The bouncer shitkicks this dude and another bouncer hopped in fending off anybody trying to intervene. I was more worried about somebody pulling out a gun at this point, but my mordbid curiosity just drew me into the streetfight.

    The dude lay metres outside the club on the sidewalk, a complete bloody pulp. Ambulence and Police arrived. Bouncers had fucked off inside the establishment. Being a witness, and one of the few people who were well versed in the english language, I told one of the officer's what I had witnessed. Bouncer's jobs are to remove unruly people from the premise, not render them near death.

  23. 2 great things this week. Starting with Wednesday.

    Hatebreed came to town. Concert 3 years in the making as they couldn't get across the border 3 years ago. They did not disappoint. Crazy show. There were dudes in the pit bigger than the bouncers. At one point the bouncers were in absolute horror.

    Jamey Jasta: "ALRIGHT VANCOUVER! REPEAT AFTER ME! DESTROY EVERYTHING! DESTROY EVERYTHING!"

    The bouncers thought they were going to have a riot on their hands. Luckily for them the crowd was more interested in a show, then destruction. Again, another thing you will only ever see at a Metal show. Greasy, fat, ugly, dudes, with the hottest chicks, and you know the chicks aren't in it for the money either. I guess I need to gain 80lbs, grow my hair out down to my shoulders and wear camo pants. Maybe then I'll get some at a metal concert lol.


    Then Friday rolls around. My buddy told me he was going to meet some chicks at this nightclub known as the RedRoom. It was Latino night and I felt like I was in another country cause everybody was speakin Spanish. This whole thing with these chicks my buddy was supposed to meet didn't pan out.

    But I started talking to this hot babe that was sitting at the bar. She knew english :) She was Colombian. She was 30. Yowza. We danced till the club closed and she took me back to her apartment. We fucked, slept together till mornin, I got up and left. One of those one night stands. Which I'm fine with, don't think I'd ever want a serious relationship with a cougar.

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      zark

      Hooray for random meaningless sex!

      I find meaningful sex a lot more fun and fulfilling.

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  24. Went to an Irish pub and an English pub. A pint of Sleeman's, a pint of Guinness, and a bottle of Corona. Got the Corona and a plate of fries free because my order was late (yes!). Maybe next week I'll actually talk to someone.

    Got a yellow hoodie for $30, a Columbia digital watch that I expected to be $49 but apparently was $35 (yay), and a pair of gloves so that I stop walking 5 miles a day with bleeding hands.

    I'm trying to give away $350 of prizes at shop.mlb.com but it keeps rejecting my credit card information. Something's screwed up.

    Work is hectic. I'll have to walk to work tomorrow afternoon to get a bit more involved in the project code. Apparently the deadline for the project was today, it wasn't completely met, and I'll have to deal with the angry client as the original person is leaving.

    Still feeling good.

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      zark

      One litre of Smirnoff in a couple of hours, combined with a lot of weed. Surprised I didn't throw up and can still recall most of the night.

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  25. Did any of you think your roomates are/were smelly? Ugly? Disgusting? Perverted? I hate mine so much right now

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      zark

      DJ_Haruko said:

      My roommate in Japan was practiaclly an alcoholic. I remember he came in so drunk one night he was literally banging on the glass door to the porch like a zombie.

      Welcome to the life of a student!

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