Fletcher`

Arkansas, mostly against my will

Be there or be ASS

I'll drink a monster or a volt once in a blue moon, but I don't drink them regularly anymore. not since 5 hour energy started giving me heart palpitations. Not great.

Literal Doors With Health(tm)

Nothing like officially sanctioned shovelware. I love it.

Hey boys, girls, other assorted genderlings, its been a while, huh? Sadly life's like that I guess. This update fixes a bunch of things and brings me closer to getting it ready for the new episodes! Download: https://www.dropbox.com/s/6cpmlrajvxwgf1c/HOCUS.pk3?dl=1 changelog for - 2-19-2022 removed weaker fire from the power wand. Its not really necessary in the grand scale of things changed the flamethrower effect for the power wand. new powerup: advanced spellbook. allows you to switch between active weapon spells. can't switch to no ammo but gives some flexibiity. only used in E5 new weapon: tornado shot: fires a slow moving tornado that homes in on enemies on the ground. only used in E5 new weapon: nova shot: fires bolts in a circle around the player. only used in E5 fixed a bug where using alt-fire on a secret weapon if you have no bombs kills the weapon prematurely gave secret weapon a language string moved hocusdoom options to a separate menu so that its more visible (due to recent changes to gzdoom's menu) disabled mandatory opl override for music. let the players choose how they want to listen to the music (regardless of how I feel) fix bugs/small problems in many maps krull blade should now properly rip through enemies. (I hope. bouncing rippers always behave weirdly) breakable scenery now has +CANTSEEK. they shouldn't be prioritized over enemies when shooting fixed egyptian lights not casting light cleaned up all torch definitions because the way the embers for each torch spawned was different bothered me. removed maps 97,98, and 99 as they're no longer needed fixed blank line spam in the console when picking up treasure updated menus (partially) updated help, credits, story, and end screens (woo, animations!) changed secret weapon's rapid fire attack (still does the same damage) changed secret weapon's flame fire attack (the odds of ever getting this combo are very rare but its basically cheating) reverted an old change - rapid fire for your basic attack now shoots one shot for every tic, not every other tic. makes it twice as powerful, but the power wand laser is still more powerful. redid the fireball shot. different vfx and now throws flamethrower shots to the ground upon death reverted an old change - use the original sprites for lava spit projectiles I made added editornums for new weapons though first four episodes won't use them. they are available for anyone to use cleaned up monster and boss definitions Time no longer ticks while the Start Window at the beginning of the game is open Game is also paused while the Start Window is open particles scale up with distance like quake (but not as aggressively) health bar script no longer checks for cvars for bosses (less hardcody so you can have multiple bosses per episode if you wanted) reduced the amount of particles that most projectiles spawn (since they're bigger far away they're easier to see) monsters now have +LOOKALLAROUND. not sure why they didn't before. added a rainbow shader & dynamic light, based on the one from Void & Rainbow monsters can technically 'bleed' now, used for special effects invulnerability potion lasts for 15 seconds instead of 30 split HELP and STORY into separate menus fixed a bug where player shots would give power wand charges on non-enemy targets like blocks fixed a bug where if you empty the power wand and immediately switch to another weapon, it would not passively charge itself balance changes to trolodon. more health, less resistant to the power wand

DCK 3.62F, baby.

Someday someone will get it right. Next time, rocker dude. :P

Terminally fluffy!

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Oh wow, some of the old guard returning. And some of us never left :V

Be the nostalgia you want to see in the world.

The Lizardking cometh

Been working on a thing

Progress is happening

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword! Not a goat! :V

I swear I'm getting dizzy just watching. Stop the earth, I wanna get off!

Hold my ass to the fire, I'm doing a thing.

I guess its a new year, huh. Same furry bullshit. Oh well.

If you can play an accordion, you can play anything! No no, cryptid, not crypto! Think Nessie or the jersey devil or bigfoot or Neil Cicierega!

Elder Muchacho

Embarrassment to whom? The social police? You?

So squishy and fluffy! Aaaa

I bought myself a tv because I haven't had one in years. Too bad I found out my PS2 is dead from sitting in storage for so long.

Yeah, turns out if you don't have all the game files in the folder, it won't even throw up a warning that you're missing anything. It just fails silently.