F your good vibes bad vibes only

Replying on the alt I made to prove it's me, thanks.

I have a goatee naturally and little to no sideburns. Also a literal neckbeard but again only on the front...

Doomguy seems pretty cool-headed all things considered. And resilient.

<sometimes one needs to pull the story a certain way in order to introduce a character properly, I don't think it's a bad thing to guess how people would commonly react>

Did someone here mention Recoil (1998/9)?

"Gooood ideaaa".

"Me neither. We're just a cursed man looking for a cure. Can't help you, sorry, unless you like unpredictable semi-dark silly magic and other such frivolities".

"Also I'd like to warn you that we change forms and shape quite often, and sometimes bounce universes the way we just did for no reason. So you might not see us long enough to get us to this starting portal of yours. Although from how you describe it, it sounds like a cure, but I don't like what came out of it. Cursed things..."

"That sounds bad, was this the start of your adventure and its problems or not? Because our problems have been going on for years behind closed doors and just became more ... potent, the last few months. We'll try it, thanks. Care to let us know where it is?"

"After some time, it becomes quite tiring to have no place to call home. The only thing we can hope for is that these guys can put the two of us together, at least physically. You're undead you say?"

Under the pressure of Lich's anger, the portal quickly closes under us. "Great! Now we're stuck. Good job, bro".

"Yes, and I've been trying to put us back together after it became apparent that we don't function any better as two. I don't know what angles you're talking about, but if you keep accusing me of being an angel, I will join their so called 'order' just to spite you. I don't think I trust undead dragons any more than my undead 'bad side' over here" points at Lich, who is now climbing out of the portal, and sitting cross-legged. I climb up and stand, looking suspicious and offended, arms crossed.

"Could I just ask why you associated my two sides with some devilish angels? Is it about our names starting with "The"? Because normally I go by just 'Order' to be less specific, but sometimes it's nice to make a point that I am *the* Order."

"Not really, well, not anymore. But I can explain. You should ignore Lich, we're the same person, but, he's my...bad side. I tried to disconnect him, and well, it didn't work, and now I'm stuck with this insolent petulant child of a little brother",

"Angels? What are you talking about?" ..... "No, Lich. We've never heard of such angels and we're not going to help them."