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  1. Chainsaw Bear Versus Hover Shark: A Lyrical Poem

    (chorus)
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK

    (verse)
    In a secret government program, a bear was trained to wield a chainsaw
    Ten foot tall melee massacre nightmare, clear cut trees and mountain streams stain red

    (chorus)
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK

    (verse)
    In a secret government program, a shark had anti-gravity implants
    Death darts and winds through air like lightning, no where is safe from ubiquitous mayhem

    (chorus)
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK

    (blazing guitar solo)

    (bridge)
    The end
    foretold
    in teeth
    and claws

    (another guitar solo, this time accompanied by sounds of genocide)

    (verse)
    In a cataclysmic event, of unknown scale and horrible magnitude
    Hover shark and chainsaw bear locked in combat, and no one lived to tell the tale

    (chorus)
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEAR VERSUS HOVER SHARK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK
    CHAINSAW BEEEAAARRRRR
    HOVER SHAAAARRRRRK

    1. DoomUK

      DoomUK

      This was sublime and I look forward to reading it again.

    2. Hellbent

      Hellbent

      Bucket said:

      here is the outline for my awesome music/song that I want to make into a music video and upload to youtube

      Get to work!

    3. Danarchy

      Danarchy

      This makes me wish I still had dn's "40-ft. Walrus" song.

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