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  1. She's 55 as of the 1st. We had a party earlier-- making the cake was a funny experience, because I was supposed to write "happy birthday" in icing, but I COMPLETELY FORGOT how to write in cursive. So it looked like a mess. All the effort was for naught, though, because my dad brought a store-bought cake anyway.

    Buy hey... she's a 55-year-old crotchety bitch who still smokes 2 packs a day. Therefore, she's my hero.

    Also, my dad let me know what my Christmas present is going to be: a trip to London in February. My mom went last year, and her tour guide suggested she lie low, as she decided to come on a weekend where an anti-Bush rally was supposed to take place. Sounds like bullshit, but whatever. I'll wear my "NOT MY PRESIDENT" t-shirt. So... if anyone can let me know where to buy some classic obscure British Invasion music, let me know!

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    2. Bucket


      Scuba Steve said:

      Mom's Birthday?

      Happy Birthday mom!

      Heh, when I showed that to her, she laughed. And then she said, "Is that his, shown actual size?" (I have a 14" monitor @ 1024x768, you do the math)

      BEST. MOM. EVAR.

    3. Grazza


      Numbermind said:

      And then she said, "Is that his, shown actual size?"

      <img src="http://www.doomworld.com/gbd2/misc/cake2.gif" width="160%">

      Try that for size, missus.

    4. Gokuma


      Be careful the Amish don't follow you. They can be like those gremlins, the ones that mess around on the wing of a plane and scare the shit out of William Shatner or John Lithgow.