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Seriously, guys. I was here at this computer not half an hour ago when I reach into my shirt to scratch and come out with big specks of scabby blood globs. Taking my shirt off, I find that the entire nipular area is covered in blood.
SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY.
After some peroxide application, I discover it is not the nipple itself, but rather a nearby mole the blood is coming from. After having noticed a large scrape across the hole, I surmised it occurred earlier in the day when I was playing with the dog. As my shirt doesn't seem to be crusted over with blood, it must not have really opened up until I picked at it just now.
One hot shower and some vigorous scrubbing later, I now find myself with a dangling mole that will most certainly need to be ripped off later.
TO BE CONTINUED