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  1. I challenge Ralphis to a battle of poetry. Bring everything you got, you aren't going to say you're the best poet without a fight. :)

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    2. Naked Snake

      Naked Snake

      DD_133 slowly caresses the soft back
      DD_133 rubs the chest that lacks a rack
      DD_133 puts his hand in the pink lace thong
      DD_133 grips his hand on a long, lubed dong

      DD_133 who could his lover be?
      DD_133 who's the one we shouldn't see?
      DD_133 is it the man you face here today?
      DD_133 wishes, Ralphis isn't quite that gay.

      It's just some other fag, who has greasy hair, so who gives a fuck.


      Yeah, that last line didn't rhyme.

    3. exp(x)

      exp(x)

      Piezo said:

      Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here's a little number I tossed together in the cab on the way here:

      Isn't it awfully nice to have a Ralphis?
      Isn't it frightfully good to have a DD_133?
      It's swell to have an Arioch!
      It's divine to own a Danarchy,
      From the tiniest little CSonicGo,
      To the world's biggest Linguica!
      So, three cheers for your Graf_Zahl or Nick Baker!
      Hooray for your one-eyed trouser naked_snake,
      Your piece of Bashe, your wife's best Fiend,
      Your gargoylol, or your deathz0r.
      You can wrap it up in ribbons.
      You can slip it in your sock,
      But don't take it out in public,
      Or they will stick you in the dock,
      And you won't a-come a-back!

      Ahh, thank you very much.

      Monty Python, FTW.

    4. Kristian Ronge

      Kristian Ronge

      My MP reference was far more subtle... ;-)
      Nice one, Piezo. "World's biggest Linguica", heh.

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