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Captain Red

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  1. I'm on the drug,
    I'm on the drug,
    I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix. (x2)
    I saw his body thrashing round.
    I saw his pulse rate going down.
    I saw him in convulsive throes.
    I said "I'll have one of those."
    Hillary had,
    Hillary had,
    Hillary had it in his veins. (x2)
    Hillary had Everest in his veins;
    Armstrong did moon, was not the same;
    Heroes explore to give us hope;
    River pushed back the envelope.
    Drank the slab,
    Drank the slab,
    Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk. (x2)
    I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk;
    I injected some of Hendrix's junk;
    I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane;
    Mama Cass's sandwich? Ate the same.
    Now I'm bored,
    Now I'm bored,
    Now I'm bored there's no stopping. (x2)
    Now I'm bored and there's no stopping;
    I need another celeb to fill a coffin;
    Where'll I get my next drug action?
    Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson.
    I'm on the drug,
    I'm on the drug,
    I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix. (x2)
    I'm on the drug (x4)
    Drug,
    I'm on the drug,
    I'm on the drug,
    I'm on the drug.

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