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There's actually a whole Star Wars "pants" phenomena that someone brought up earlier that I discovered on the web a few years back... where you replace a line in the quote with "pants".
My favorite line comes from Darth Vader:
"I am altering my pants. Pray I don't alter them further."
I may be crossing the line of good taste here, but the innuendo of the other posts is just as bad, if not worse... Other good ones include:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader
"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness." --Han
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia
"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader
"Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han
"Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia
"Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan
"With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" --Luke
"Judge me by my pants, do you?" --Yoda
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants." --Vader
"We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down." --Lando
"Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!" --Lando
"Break off the attack! Their pants are still up!" --Lando
"You are unwise to lower your pants." --Vader
"You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan
"What? Do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto
"And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine
"I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu
It just goes on and on... but it seems that when viewed in this light, Darth Vader has the best lines...
Anyway, I'm sure someone could do the same with the EU... Pants Wars are just too funny.