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  1. Action Doom is evil an immoral. Every day Action doom is destroying our children’s lives with its hidden satanic messages and near pornographic material.

    Just listen to the testimony of some of people exposed to Action Doom:

    After playing Action Doom for three minuets, my fingers fell off!
    Billy, aged 10

    Action Doom ate my kitten!
    Jane, aged 11

    Action Doom has animated sex im bathrooms!
    Micky, Aged 8

    I sawed the and I shot the imp and the imp died and then I mommy yelled at me.
    Jimmy, Aged 35

    Facts about Action Doom:

    • Action Doom causes cancer.
    • Children, after playing Action Doom, are more likely to start smoking.
    • Playing Action Doom engorges Impse.
    • If you play Action Doom, you WILL go to hell.
    • Playing Action Doom is giving the terrorists what they want.
    • Scuba Steve is a fag.
    So remember:

    say "NO!" to Action Doom.

    1. Show previous comments  22 more
    2. DooMBoy

      DooMBoy

      Did someone say Mountain Dew?

    3. AgentSpork

      AgentSpork

      DooMBoy said:

      Did someone say Mountain Dew?


      I did.

    4. Chopkinsca

      Chopkinsca

      Superpants said:

      Does someone need saving?


      Yay, the only pair of pants to whom I know they belong.

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